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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Default some of you might remember my friend and fellow internet prodigy, top dog

    [we were in class a few days ago talking about execution rates in various countries]

    teacher (listing off various reasons for the death sentence): adultery; rape; sorcery; stealing

    top dog: what, did you just say sorcery?

    everyone: yes

    top dog: so what, you can get killed for being a wizard?
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    what

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    no

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    You had to be there

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Is he the one who steals your pens?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seven View Post
    Is he the one who steals your pens?

    Yeah what happened to that guy?
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

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    Abra Kadabra Homes!
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by trixie View Post
    Yeah what happened to that guy?
    he stopped going to school
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord View Post
    he stopped going to school
    As in you killed him?
    777

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    let's just say i might have asserted dominance and told him to stay out of my territory

    by stabbing him with my pens in the back of the neck
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    lord stabbed him with his penis

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    hey rayne im making a bitch out of nook in that thread right now

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    go get him tiger

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    what thread what

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