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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Default godfuckingdamnit rayne godfuckindamnit ALL TO HELL

    why is it that we're the type of intelligent that when we enter a conversation, nine out of ten times, we end up facepalming at what's going on. why is it we can see through conversations, destroy people in arguments, write well, judge people well, etc, but not achieve any better than slightly better than average academics. fuck this, why do i have the same comprehending power as the smartest people i know, but the remembering skills of the thickest people i know. why why why

    some guy i know, probably the smartest guy i've ever known, got into the top 99.9% percentile for the hpat test, and he dont even want to do medicine. it's not fair rayne, i'd do anything to do that and i'm probably going to fuck up the hpat before my leaving cert even begins, thus destroying my chances for potential happiness at the mere age of eighteen
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    uh................................

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    chill out dude

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    right i guess that was vague

    hpat is an aptitude test like the ucas in australia, they introduced it here because only autistic robots were getting into medicine as they were at the top of the barrel results wise, now you need to get a fantastic leaving certificate and a fantastic hpat. i went to a hpat course a few nights ago and left feeling sick. if i thought the lc was tough, this hpat is something else.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Hpat's name sounds like a std.

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    why is it so hard to find hpat samples online

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    official hpat site (acer) wont let you download them unless you buy them, just google ucas sample sheet instead for a better chance. first section is logical reasoning, they give you a comprehension and weirdly phrased questions. second is EMPATHY, they stick you in situations and ask how youd feel, with strange vocabulary. who knew infuriated is different to angry? section three mechanical reasoning. patterns and stuff. i hate it
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    i found a series of visual pattern analysis questions that were sort of cool

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    I briefly scanned through http://www.imt.ie/news/uncategorized...h-to-hpat.html, they're all fun to do except the visual patterns one. I'm simply horrible at those.

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