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    Default My week is ruined

    I was finishing up a day of work on my eagle project, I was bringing the chainsaw and some other things in the woods to the road where my dad could pick them up. I brought out the chainsaw first, it was still fucking hot from running for like 3 hours, and left it on the side of the road. I go to pick up the other things, no more than 2 minutes later as I am getting the rest of the shit. A car comes by, stops, picks of the chain saw and speeds off.

    I fucking hate people.

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Did you see the license plate? If you did, go to their house tomorrow and decapitate them with a broadsword

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    I didn't see anything aside from a white blur because I was still in the woods. I probably would of thought I lost it actually if I hadn't noticed the car didn't make such an odd noise, it was an electric car and sounded like a large version of a children's car toy.

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    I don't know why anyone with an electric car would take off with a chainsaw...

    perhaps a fetish?

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    I have no clue who they are. I don't even live in the area, I live like 25 minutes away.

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    I too was in the woods for two hours today, though not of my own choosing. In fact I'm gonna go make a thread about it
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    I was in the woods for 6 hours.

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    I have this image of Kirby running after the at in the street and then he gives up, falls to his knees, it starts raining and he tilts his head to the sky all the while a said violin melody is playing in the background.

    It makes me laugh, a lot.

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    made me laugh too

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    I think the fact that it was a chainsaw that got stolen adds to the funniness.

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    It's hard for me to visualize these stories I don't associate Kirby with being a real human being most of the time.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    I bet it was Dogar in God's electric car.

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    This is why you shouldn't put things out on the road.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Thank you Mrs. Hinesight.

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