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    i still dont really know whether or not im doing it right when i cite stuff
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    also i dont care, its sort of a dumb thing to have so standardized. just make it apparent what your sources are one way or another.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    I've always been a fan of footnotes. House of Leaves did it because it was a confusing and poorly organized piece of mindfuck and it made the entire thing managable. Wikipedia does it because hotlinks are the shit. I wish I could do it because adding 2 authors names plus ET AL after a cited source is so long and broken it's jarring and completely takes your mind off whatever the fuck you're reading.
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    You could always just use a website like http://www.bibme.org/

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    That's a good first step but this level of citation requires excruciating evaluation.
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    I like insulting people who don't know how to negotiate basic financing. It's funny cause they're wasting thousands of dollars.
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    man in high school english they hammered in MLA formatting, so thats about the only thing I go do on a paper, make it look nice and be properly cited

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    yo yo yo

    lets talk about broness

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    To get an associate of arts degree it's 5,700 dollars. I don't know book costs.
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    associates in arts... could there be a worse investment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    man in high school english they hammered in MLA formatting, so thats about the only thing I go do on a paper, make it look nice and be properly cited

    wo
    I don't remember typing that.

    Anyway, whatever, she can paint nice pictures Rayne, you can't. Now she can be a hotel desk clerk and draw pictures on the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    associates in arts... could there be a worse investment?
    art history

    hurhurhur

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    My plan is to get an associates and transfer to a university. I don't really care if it's bullshit.
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    An associate's used to transfer is good because it locks you to the rank of upperclassman regardless of what credits don't transfer.
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    Well. might not be on for a good while. Isaac hits us (us being the Landmass between New Orleans and Mobile) tomorrow evening some time. What's up guys?
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    I hope Issac doesn't mess with you too much

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    From what I here from councilors though is doing that might be stressing yourself out in your junior and senior years, you got all your easy classes out of the way and then you got 2 straight years of serious shit. Also for some degrees, like mine for example, you need all 4 years.

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    Green Shit means you probably are eating too much junk food. Brown poop is normal. Watery poop means you need to drink less water/ eat more grain/whole products. Or you have an infection/disease, and then you need to drink WAY MORE water.
    Constipation means you need to eat less cloging foods like cheese and high fat stuff. And also drinking alot more water will help.

    Thats all the stuff i know about shit.
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    People who don't eat a lot of mexican food like I do will have an upset stomach because of the beans. A sudden increase of fiber creates a natural laxative while also producing gas. It also decreases your calcium and zinc intake, but you also lose weight because you feel full sooner.

    yay food science

    I'm gonna make a burrito now

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    you never drink less water because you have watery poo, that's just stupid. To be quite frank, don't change your eating habits when you have diarrhea, who care your just shitty more, heck you can eat more. Thats what I did a quite back when I had diarrhea for 2 weeks, it was kinda fun.

    To be honest Im not exactly sure what causes constipation, highly fatty foods seem to work, but as a kid my mom would tell me / yell at me afterwards about how bland floods like rice, bananas, and applesauce, if eaten to much can cause constipation, and my mom is a nurse.

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    that first paragraph needs to go in the 'things kirby has said' pantheon
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Ahh, classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElijahWyatt View Post
    Watery poop means you need to drink less water/ eat more grain/whole products. Or you have an infection/disease, and then you need to drink WAY MORE water.
    Protip: Don't stop drinking water if you have diarrhea. There's no such thing as too much water (unless you're that dumb woman from the radio contest who died), and if you have watery poop it either means your large intestine are not reabsorbing water due to infection or you've somehow drunken enough water to stop your large intestine - an organ built specifically for the absorption of water from feces - from absorbing water (in which case you're drinking more than enough water, so keep it up). In either case, there's no occasion where you shouldn't drink a shitload of water, no pun intended.

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    Drowning is drinking too much water :3

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    No, it isn't

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