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    We at war with the army of haters And when we kill em we just smoke 'em like papers. Kelsh's Avatar
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    To get an associate of arts degree it's 5,700 dollars. I don't know book costs.
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    associates in arts... could there be a worse investment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    man in high school english they hammered in MLA formatting, so thats about the only thing I go do on a paper, make it look nice and be properly cited

    wo
    I don't remember typing that.

    Anyway, whatever, she can paint nice pictures Rayne, you can't. Now she can be a hotel desk clerk and draw pictures on the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    associates in arts... could there be a worse investment?
    art history

    hurhurhur

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    We at war with the army of haters And when we kill em we just smoke 'em like papers. Kelsh's Avatar
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    My plan is to get an associates and transfer to a university. I don't really care if it's bullshit.
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    An associate's used to transfer is good because it locks you to the rank of upperclassman regardless of what credits don't transfer.
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    Well. might not be on for a good while. Isaac hits us (us being the Landmass between New Orleans and Mobile) tomorrow evening some time. What's up guys?
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    I hope Issac doesn't mess with you too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    My plan is to get an associates and transfer to a university. I don't really care if it's bullshit.
    It's cheap and smart, and books aren't that bad if you read my freshman post advice.

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    From what I here from councilors though is doing that might be stressing yourself out in your junior and senior years, you got all your easy classes out of the way and then you got 2 straight years of serious shit. Also for some degrees, like mine for example, you need all 4 years.

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    Green Shit means you probably are eating too much junk food. Brown poop is normal. Watery poop means you need to drink less water/ eat more grain/whole products. Or you have an infection/disease, and then you need to drink WAY MORE water.
    Constipation means you need to eat less cloging foods like cheese and high fat stuff. And also drinking alot more water will help.

    Thats all the stuff i know about shit.
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    People who don't eat a lot of mexican food like I do will have an upset stomach because of the beans. A sudden increase of fiber creates a natural laxative while also producing gas. It also decreases your calcium and zinc intake, but you also lose weight because you feel full sooner.

    yay food science

    I'm gonna make a burrito now

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    you never drink less water because you have watery poo, that's just stupid. To be quite frank, don't change your eating habits when you have diarrhea, who care your just shitty more, heck you can eat more. Thats what I did a quite back when I had diarrhea for 2 weeks, it was kinda fun.

    To be honest Im not exactly sure what causes constipation, highly fatty foods seem to work, but as a kid my mom would tell me / yell at me afterwards about how bland floods like rice, bananas, and applesauce, if eaten to much can cause constipation, and my mom is a nurse.

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    that first paragraph needs to go in the 'things kirby has said' pantheon

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    Ahh, classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElijahWyatt View Post
    Watery poop means you need to drink less water/ eat more grain/whole products. Or you have an infection/disease, and then you need to drink WAY MORE water.
    Protip: Don't stop drinking water if you have diarrhea. There's no such thing as too much water (unless you're that dumb woman from the radio contest who died), and if you have watery poop it either means your large intestine are not reabsorbing water due to infection or you've somehow drunken enough water to stop your large intestine - an organ built specifically for the absorption of water from feces - from absorbing water (in which case you're drinking more than enough water, so keep it up). In either case, there's no occasion where you shouldn't drink a shitload of water, no pun intended.

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    Drowning is drinking too much water :3

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    No, it isn't

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    yeah drowning is when you get water in your lungs. there's a specific term for dying when you overhydrate.

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    HI EVERYONE


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    Hi Dragonite. Tell us your experience with drowning

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    Dragonite's don't drown, they surf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery View Post
    No, it isn't
    I know, I was trying to be silly

    sorry for not labeling it 'silly remark'

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    Suuuure

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    Water poisoning is not as silly

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