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    Default overslept and missed my calc lecture

    i am officially a college student

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    Rayne is already becoming westernized
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    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    I over sleep and showup late to school all the time, AND IM NOT EVEN IN COLLEDGE.
    I must have a legup on everyone.
    "As for me, all i know is that i know nothing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElijahWyatt View Post
    I over sleep and showup late to school all the time, AND IM NOT EVEN IN COLLEDGE.
    I must have a legup on everyone.
    In my highschool that was grounds to not graduating is done more than 3 times or on prom or the last week of school.

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    apparently he just explained limits. fuck dat shit.

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    I found calc easier than precalc.

    Then again I got a C in it and it was only Applied Business Calculus.

    Then again I also studied maybe a total of 6 hours the entire semester.

    Fuck math, fuck college, I just wanna sit my ass in a $50,000 a year job and write TPS reports.
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    wtf is applied business calculus

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    Imagine learning just enough about calculus so that you would be able to determine, manage and schedule inventories, hours, output, etc. without any preparation for higher levels and no concern for the elegance of mathematics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckweat View Post
    Rayne is already becoming westernized
    lies, I have never overslept for a class.

    Now, missing a class because I chose to, I have done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeenageAngst View Post
    Imagine learning just enough about calculus so that you would be able to determine, manage and schedule inventories, hours, output, etc. without any preparation for higher levels and no concern for the elegance of mathematics.
    lol I remember those kind of problems in the book, basically the ones that were brainless and didn't deal with any cool concept

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    For example we skipped learning about L'HŰpital's rule because "it's too complicated and not necessary."
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    finding limits easily

    who needs that

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    You just don't know how to do it Correctly.
    Step one, manage your classes to where there is no direct monitoring system.(aka teacher doesn't call roles/ cut first period) Second step, make friends with first classes teacher.

    Rinse repeat.
    Replace step 1 with signup to tutor people FOR someone. continue to step 2. "I didn't have that person on my role so i couldn't really mark him tardy" works even if its 1st period.

    Gota be thinkin bout the game bro. Learn the system, then abuse its rules to your advantage. Tiss how the game is played
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    who are you talking to...

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    "In my highschool that was grounds to not graduating is done more than 3 times or on prom or the last week of school."

    Which meant you thought that almost EVERY school doesn't have a rule like this. (mines personally 7 days, then they have a talk with you, and if you don't straighten up they have the police come and intimidate you into taking school seriously and not being delequint.
    I've had none of those things done to me. Because rigging the system is so easy.
    And lets say you do mess up a couple of times.... or get caught once.
    FORGE A NOTE.Turn it in for an excused tardy, then show it to the person geting all suspicious of you. They get off your back unless you screw up agian.... Easy as pie.
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    I think it would take less effort just to attend class...

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    i missed about 50 days of school every year. they had an official rule about 5 unexcused absences or something but never enforced it with me because it had been habitual since about 7th grade. i really hated school. "excessive absences" might have even been in my IEP which would explain why the district never took any legal action.

    also possibly they realized i wasnt a "problem student" just extremely unmotivated, i did always perform well on the standardized tests so as a district thats probably all they wanted from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeenageAngst View Post
    For example we skipped learning about L'HŰpital's rule because "it's too complicated and not necessary."
    lol l'hopitals rule is like the simplest thing ever

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    taking derivatives of two things at once is too much for a business class

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    Business students are fucking retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeenageAngst View Post
    Business students are fucking retarded.
    I mean just look at capitalism in America.

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    I find insulting that business is such a simplistic major. It's not like an art, you can't suck academically and have some other significant skill to compensate in a business environment.
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    A business degree is a degree for the sake of getting a degree.

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