i am officially a college student
i am officially a college student
apparently he just explained limits. fuck dat shit.



I found calc easier than precalc.
Then again I got a C in it and it was only Applied Business Calculus.
Then again I also studied maybe a total of 6 hours the entire semester.
Fuck math, fuck college, I just wanna sit my ass in a $50,000 a year job and write TPS reports.
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be



Imagine learning just enough about calculus so that you would be able to determine, manage and schedule inventories, hours, output, etc. without any preparation for higher levels and no concern for the elegance of mathematics.
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be



For example we skipped learning about L'Hôpital's rule because "it's too complicated and not necessary."
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be
You just don't know how to do it Correctly.
Step one, manage your classes to where there is no direct monitoring system.(aka teacher doesn't call roles/ cut first period) Second step, make friends with first classes teacher.
Rinse repeat.
Replace step 1 with signup to tutor people FOR someone. continue to step 2. "I didn't have that person on my role so i couldn't really mark him tardy" works even if its 1st period.
Gota be thinkin bout the game bro. Learn the system, then abuse its rules to your advantage. Tiss how the game is played
"In my highschool that was grounds to not graduating is done more than 3 times or on prom or the last week of school."
Which meant you thought that almost EVERY school doesn't have a rule like this. (mines personally 7 days, then they have a talk with you, and if you don't straighten up they have the police come and intimidate you into taking school seriously and not being delequint.
I've had none of those things done to me. Because rigging the system is so easy.
And lets say you do mess up a couple of times.... or get caught once.
FORGE A NOTE.Turn it in for an excused tardy, then show it to the person geting all suspicious of you. They get off your back unless you screw up agian.... Easy as pie.
I think it would take less effort just to attend class...
i missed about 50 days of school every year. they had an official rule about 5 unexcused absences or something but never enforced it with me because it had been habitual since about 7th grade. i really hated school. "excessive absences" might have even been in my IEP which would explain why the district never took any legal action.
also possibly they realized i wasnt a "problem student" just extremely unmotivated, i did always perform well on the standardized tests so as a district thats probably all they wanted from me.
taking derivatives of two things at once is too much for a business class



Business students are fucking retarded.
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be



I find insulting that business is such a simplistic major. It's not like an art, you can't suck academically and have some other significant skill to compensate in a business environment.
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be
A business degree is a degree for the sake of getting a degree.