Originally made by LM:
~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~
Kirby you have to start somewhere. Go fuck some fat girls. The best part is they don't even have to be ugly, fat girls with a pretty face are usually just as easy. They appreciate it a lot and it makes you feel like a king. You build your ego up that way then start taking it to the hot bitches with your newly acquired skills
Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."
because they have a tiring job and it would probably impair their ability to perform it
people do jobs they're paid to do all the time and i am on the receiving end of their services, but I have NEVER felt any one of them wanted to fuck me EXCEPT THIS ONE PERSON
"I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
"What else?" said the secretary.
IDK what your whining for, i've seen plenty of unatractive people get with some of the hottest women. Its all about the money money money, and the being a good guy, and the knowing how to make people laugh, and how to have a good time (even if things are kind of going really suckily). Its about charisma bro.
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
3. Big penis
5. Consider becoming Jewish
charisma is guaranteed to get you laid at least once, even if you're the ugliest fucker alive
A lie said enough becomes the truth.
Kirby, you are really attractive.
Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT