Originally made by LM:
~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~
~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~
Kirby you have to start somewhere. Go fuck some fat girls. The best part is they don't even have to be ugly, fat girls with a pretty face are usually just as easy. They appreciate it a lot and it makes you feel like a king. You build your ego up that way then start taking it to the hot bitches with your newly acquired skills
because they have a tiring job and it would probably impair their ability to perform it
people do jobs they're paid to do all the time and i am on the receiving end of their services, but I have NEVER felt any one of them wanted to fuck me EXCEPT THIS ONE PERSON
"What else?" said the secretary.
IDK what your whining for, i've seen plenty of unatractive people get with some of the hottest women. Its all about the money money money, and the being a good guy, and the knowing how to make people laugh, and how to have a good time (even if things are kind of going really suckily). Its about charisma bro.
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
3. Big penis
5. Consider becoming Jewish
charisma is guaranteed to get you laid at least once, even if you're the ugliest fucker alive
A lie said enough becomes the truth.
Kirby, you are really attractive.
Your an absolutely wonderful man, any girl that is yours is lucky and I know that from personal experience. ~KMT