who is celery
who is celery
give me some basic facts about him, i know nothing
forgot people skyped with him. he's 90% less mysterious now.
questions that we know about everyone but not celery:
- where does he live
- how old is he
celery is the most mysterious member of pokedream forums
we know what state/county everyone lives in and all we know about Celery is he lives in "America"
he lives in north dakota and he's a senior in high school. a real life friend of his used to actively post and chat with me and arta lorraine, and lord and rayne both know him. there's really a whole branch of history pd is unaware of when it comes to some of us.
most mysterious members in pd history? devil is up there. who else?
Okay. My Internet career started around 2006 on Youtube and the Toho Kingdom forums under names which not even I can recall today. My posting style was nothing different from a typical twelve year old who just recently found the Internet. Later, around mid-2007, I believe, a friend told me about the now legendary VGLAN FORUMS. This is probably where most of my current "Style" of posting developed AKA when I became a FORUM MAN. Despite it being my "Main" forum, I was nothing but an on-and-off poster who came and went. Around early 2010 or something, VGLAN was closed done, and, under Justin's wing, I went to Pokemon Dream, perhaps my favorte forum EVER. It was, and still is, great to be a background poster who, unlike other forums, was ostracized right away from the tight-knit community. I heart you, PD. However, not everyone was happy with the paradise that was PD. Rayne and Lord held indignation towards PD, for they were not recognized as prominent posters and, after much request, didn't hold any staff positions. These two later, with the help of their three comrades, Walker, Justin, and me, created the Cosmo Forums with the idea of having their own paradise. So, yeah, Cosmo Forums was created. To be honest, Cosmo was pretty bad. There was too much poster expectation there, and the two Overlords, Rayne and Lord, were constantly judging people's "Posting quality," making lists of their favorite and least favorite members, calling people out because they didn't like their posts, etc. It's like, shut the fuck up and post, who cares, really. During Cosmo's later (Its decline, I guess), I very seldom posted there. While some of the reason why I didn't post there stemmed from my simple dislike of the place, alot of it came from my real life, I got a girlfriend, picked up TF2, and started hanging out with friends more often. Then months later, Cosmo went down the drain, and PD became the hangout for the cool kids again. I guess that leads us here. Nowadays, I am the co-owner of a prominent Team Fortress 2 community and server, post on PD, and try to enjoy a decent real life. I thinked I missed something, but whatever
Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."
Oh, I live in West Fargo, North Dakota, USA. I'm seventeen
Oh. We broke up months ago, back when I rejoined PD, I think
celery had to decide between internet forums and his girlfriend. he picked us.
Nope, total coincidence