aidan got a new car
that was cool
got up with a sore throat. nearly slept through all my classes. got back to my dorm and slept for another three hours. just got up and im almost certain i have a cold.
kirby cant masturbate during the weekend
"I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
"What else?" said the secretary.
I woke up with a hangover because yesterday was wing night
Originally made by LM:
~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~
~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~