http://imgur.com/a/Y7oIp
the two countries are fighting over who owns a few uninhabited islands
chinese propaganda is pretty good though. i would take advantage of that 20% off sale whether or not i believed in it.
http://imgur.com/a/Y7oIp
the two countries are fighting over who owns a few uninhabited islands
chinese propaganda is pretty good though. i would take advantage of that 20% off sale whether or not i believed in it.


But Justin, that appears to be a women's cloths store!
We will give a 20% discount to customers who yell JAPAN ALSO BELONGS TO CHINA!"
I gotta get my tiny ass island off the coast.


this whole thing is stupid. they're mad at the japanese, so they start destroying shit in china? lol
I thought Japan isn't allowed to have a military after world war 2. So... they would probably be demolished.
WE would probably be Japan's stand-in military
wei wouldn't stand this at all, he would black out China's facebook, throwing it into blackness





china & north korea vs. south korea, japan, america. would be a good war.
Cameo appearance from Great Britain and verbal contributions from France, Iran and Russia



Russia, South Korea, Japan, and China are all in a spat over these damn islands. What they really want are the natural gas reserves which of course Japan isn't going to give up because they value natural resources like life itself. The biggest issue though is that all these nations have these chest-pounding right wing leaders who got elected on like 1 or 2 policies and those policies are basically to keep the country safe and stir up trouble with the neighbors.
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be
someone in Great Britain makes a really good speech about it



"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be



I can tell you about Agincourt.
"I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil
Here I am with my empire
I’ll bring you to your knees
Ebb and flow with my desire
Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be
We are the only English people, although you are from the South of England and the North was forcibly made part of England by the South so you are probably THE MOST BRITISH person on PD