idk what to do with myself
I guess I'll go browse TVTropes then.
The outage was apparently related to Amazon. All the armchair professionals are out in force on Reddit along with the sperglords
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
Netflix was supposedly down for some people as well, since it uses Amazon too