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    What in your opinion would be the best way to resolve this conflict?

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    what is 'best', its only going to cost us about 20,000 to nuke the whole region

    idk, the whole situation is fucking ridiculous, I say let the Palestinians have their freedom but relations really need to improve between the 2 nations and Israel need to stop being a dick

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    lifting the blockade would probably be a good start. israel can start imagining itself able to take the high road re: hamas rocket attacks after it stops continually perpetrating acts in gross violation of international war laws and human rights conventions.

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    Everytime I try and come up with something feasible, nuking that headache of a region just seems like a better and better option.


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    STOP BUILDING SETTLEMENTS

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    "SETTLEMENTS"

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    bring it up at the next meeting solly

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    they dont let me in anymore

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    ----- Forwarded Message ----- From: "M S" <[REDACTED]> Sent: Friday, March 21, 2014 9:59:32 PM Subject: Fwd: Dennis Miller

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    I have always loved this explanation by Dennis Miller. So glad someone posted it and I got to bathe in it again. Please read, learn, and educate yourselves!!

    For those of you who may not be familiar Dennis Miller, you may want to consider him after reading his comments below. Please pass it on to your friends. For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. Although he is not Jewish, he recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:

    " A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you really need.'

    Here we go:

    The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians! It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like 'Wiccan,' 'Palestinian' sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land back in the 1967 war, Gaza was Owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no Palestinians.'

    As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the 'Palestinians,’ weeping for their deep bond with their lost 'land' and 'nation.'

    So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word 'Palestinian' any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are: 'Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.' I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: 'Adjacent Jew-Haters.' Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They could have had their own country. Anytime in the last thirty years, especially several years ago at Camp David . But If you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks. And Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.

    That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course that's where the Real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.

    Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or 'The Zionist Entity' as their Textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab Countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on G-d's Earth, and if you've ever been around G-d 's Earth, you know that's really saying something.

    It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid-east. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a heck of a lot for that one.

    Chew this around and spit it out: A billion Arabs; five Million Jews.

    Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.

    Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive very Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

    My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the Numbers. Imagine a billion Jews and five million Arabs.

    I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves?Of course not.

    Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense.

    Or dancing for joy at the murder of Innocents? Impossible.

    Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting.

    No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

    However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) starts to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.

    If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.

    If you agree please pass this on… if you don’t agree, just delete it – we don’t care because we now know the truth."
    Ugh. This wasn't even said by Dennis Miller.

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    going back in time and not dropping a bunch of jews in a region that hates them after ww2

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    damn you guys like nukes wtf

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