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    He's grinning in our direction - but not, of course, at us. Lord's Avatar
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    Default So I was actually tested today and I am in fact a genius.

    What do you know?
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Nidogod That Ho!!! Nidogod's Avatar
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    I used to be a genius like you but then I took a billion Skyrim jokes to the brain.


    I live. I love. I kill. I catch Pokemons. I am content.

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    i would be interested in taking an iq test.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    oh wow its 40 minutes long. will do it tonight then.

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    I laughed at that harder than I should have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    i mean a real one.

    though i did take that one just now. i got 118 but really by the end i didn't want to put in too much effort to scrutinize the patterns and started guessing quickly.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    whats a 'real' iq test. that test is based on the ones used by mensa.

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    dogar trolled lord into retirement
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    I got a 112. I didn't feel like trying for the last ones.

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