Battle of the bad music

[Kirby]

I can't concentrate and write my paper because these 2 girls are both playing their ipods at full blast in the computer lab. One is playing bad rap music, while the other is playing terrible modern 'rock.' If one increases the volume, so does the other. They even go find songs that are louder than the other for maximum effectiveness. Who is going to win?

[Flaming Flamingo]

You should play a Pokemon soundtrack at full blast in response.

[Kirby]

my computer lacks speakers