hicky, your new facebook

[God]

my perception of what you look like has been shattered.

(you showed up on people i might know because i still have your girlfriend added)

[Hicky]

i thought you already know what i look like

[Hicky]

i no longer date her

[God]

i know

[God]

hicky you look wildly different in different pictures, especially considering the time gap that usually attends hicky pictures

[Hicky]

photographs just wildly disfigure me more than anyone else

[Hicky]

i have a new system for facebook. seeing as extra-curricular things at the university obligate me having it, i spend about 20 minutes every day power-facebooking, rapidly doing what i need to do on it and responding to anything urgent. i'll trial it for a while and see how it goes. obviously facebook know about these neurological defence mechanisms and are actively working to corrupt me

[Hicky]

i probably look different because i can't decide whether or not to have a beard

[Dogar The Brave]

Putting makeup on will do that to you.

[Dogar The Brave]

i no longer date her

Bad blood much? She still loves you...

[Hicky]

whether she does or does not suffer from pangs of love, i don't think a flippant conversation on a public photo is a good judge

[Dogar The Brave]

Lol flippant.

[Hicky]

well you all better be adding me so i can artificially inflate my popularity

[God]

if only the hicky facebook page were still around

[God]

surprise level at hicky dressed in womens clothing: 0%

[Dogar The Brave]

Surprise level at Hicky getting fucked in the ass: 0%

[God]

Horny level at Hicky getting fucked in the ass: 100%

i bet

[Dogar The Brave]

No seriously, there's a video of Hicky getting fucked int he ass. haha

[Dogar The Brave]

[Hicky]

i really need to get rid of that somehow

[Hicky]

i like the women's clothing though

[Dogar The Brave]

Those British.