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    Default thatcher died

    still not worth giving up chavez for
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    atleast the bitch is dead though

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    never much cared for it
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    I like soft serve.

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    I'm like the Thatcher of a a divided Britain
    Privatised, yet inefficient; wretched, yet Christian
    Disgusted with backbenchers determined to please
    Fed up of Heseltine and other MPs
    Nothing affects me, neither weakness or pride;
    Nor the Union of Miners, striking outside.
    The Sex Pistols' disgusting songs
    No longer remind me of my wrongs
    My lily-infused hotel room becomes a bed of ashes
    To please those left-wingers, who think Tories fascists;
    Who shamefully use the NUS
    To insult their old and learned Baroness
    The humble souls of Brown and Blair
    Couldn't remove me from my tainted lair
    And in the baths of blood where those fallen go
    Desperate to have lived with a shattered legacy to show
    Those green waters of Lethe, by Westminster
    Fail to accommodate one yearning spinster.

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    this is how i react to threads about britain, layers and layers of eclectic jokes that nobody will get

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    i just really don't know what to do with this

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    there was this guy once that translated a poem by charles baudelaire called 'spleen'. he translated it 31 times to show the impossibility of translation, and he used a bunch of puns based on contemporary culture. on thatcher's death i suddenly had the idea to translate this poem and make it about thatcher, imitating his style. i did it and it took me about 1.5 hours. it is very very topical but because it is based on such a horrendously pretentious in-joke i have absolutely no idea what to do with it

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    so what on earth do i do with this, that took me so long and is topical but based on a pseudo-intellectual injoke nobody in the world is aware of?

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    post it on pd
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    ahhhhhhh

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    this is the worst moment of my life

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    i sent it to my professor

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    Hicky which ice cream do you prefer?

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    i'm not really an ice cream connoisseur

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    I quite enjoy ice cream


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    I'm indifferent. Currently waiting on someone to assassinate Uwe Boll.

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    You guys are so mean!

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    not as mean as destroying a country and befriending and protecting people who train dogs to rape political prisoners
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    i don't like ice cream

    and hicky, post to PD!
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    So I'm officially not an alt, right?

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    Somehow I'm not surprised.

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    Seymour is Icecream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    Seymour is Icecream.
    I think I'll resist the urge on this one.

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    you think im ice cream?
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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