> meet new girl
> hey she's pretty cool let's be friends
> start hanging outside of workplace or school
> awesome

eventually and always

> asks me why I'm playing with their emotions
> mfw they don't know I'm gay
> gurl I'm homosex

either this

> OMG BFFS 4 LYFE <3 <3

or this

> no wei stahp it :tears:

my sexuality should be reasonably obvious to you once blowjobs become a regular topic of discussion geez