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Thread: got picked to do my school's GRADUATION SPEECH

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Default got picked to do my school's GRADUATION SPEECH

    for all you pseudo speech writers, now is your time to shine!!
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    compare high school to super mario world, and end off saying "you are all princesses!"

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    that is never ever going to happen
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    there will be pokemon references tho
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    in my school the speech went to the valedictorian. i never stood a chance.

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    I feel like Lord is one of those tall and lanky upperclassmen that kisses the teacher asses and goes drinking on the weekends.

    You know, the people I despise in real life.

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    I feel like Lord is one of those tall and lanky upperclassmen that kisses the teacher asses and goes drinking on the weekends.

    You know, the people I despise in real life.

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    so steadfast in his convictions kirby had to post it twice. take THAT lord.

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    B)

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    i remember lord being short in the pictures i seen. but that could have changed

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    Someone being moderately successful in real life? Say it ain't so!!

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    I wouldn't care about it if people like you didn't rub your success in my face and tell me how to live my life.

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    I can make threads about my life kirby you stupid fuck

    and giving you reasonable health and relationship advice isn't telling you how to live your life

    and you wonder why i dont like you
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    and I wonder why I don't like you

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    you two should add each other on facebook. you might find you're more similar than you think. <3

    *~+~friendshipadvice~+~*

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    I don't have a Facebook and never plan on having one.

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    that's stupid but maybe smart. what are your reasons?

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    sites like that don't appeal to me, I prefer a forum atmosphere, so there is no reason to go on large social networks

    anything else is just perks for not going on facebook: further wasted time, not being connected to it in real life, ect

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    oh no it's stupid then. it would have been smart if you were trying to avoid having all of your information at various companies and the governments disposal. DAMNIT KIRBY!!!!

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    I really don't care about the government or companies, we have a rather nice government, so if they want my info, its for the greater good. I don't have a problem with big companies either as long as they are regulated from doing stupid shit (by the government I might add), its not like they can use any of that information, I am a statistical outlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    we have a rather nice government, so if they want my info, its for the greater good

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    lol

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    I was my graduating class's historian, and apparently would have also been automatically chosen as valedictorian if I had applied. For the coming months parents of students would address me as "Oh, you're that guy who did the speech for the thing, you were pretty good, anyways I have to go bury myself in tears when I come to grips with my age as I think about my child graduating."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    I really don't care about the government or companies, we have a rather nice government.

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