I suggest ripping off this speech as well.
Make your speech as short as possible and people will love you. Everyone hates long graduation speeches.
Sorry if not all of us are social outcasts Dogar, you'll forgive me for not taking the advice of the person who never socialised with his classmates, only his professors
@kirby the one with homer's mom
but no really, featuring a quote prominently in a graduation speech is like the most sophomoric and laughably obvious thing you can do. "As _____ said: ..." as everyone rolls their eyes and calls you a faggot.
"What else?" said the secretary.
i'm not using any quotes
Make it fun or interesting. No one wants to listen to some bullshit speech about achieving goals and being a good citizen that literally everyone has heard seventy-thousand times.
Guys I'm pretty sure FORMER TOASTMASTER Lord knows about and is considering all this shit.
well howdy doodie! i see you fellas have been a'busying lately. congratulations lord on your magic horsieride in the sky
that itsn't you're thing you ring'a'ding string
oh and nice to see you again kirbmin
i only rhyme when i get emo and find time to write facts.
oh and that honchrow i've been using on showdown is too pimp for mere words
the speech went down beautifully, justin rayne king check my facebook to see how much of a success it was. it was mostly about pokemon
they wanted to be open-ended