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    I suggest ripping off this speech as well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Flamingo View Post
    snip

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    Make your speech as short as possible and people will love you. Everyone hates long graduation speeches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeaderMarina View Post
    Make your speech as short as possible and people will love you. Everyone hates long graduation speeches.
    What about long graduation speeches made by me?
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    No one cares about you in a speech so don't talk about you. Make poetic analogies that aren't surgar coated and for gods sake don't quote anyone because its just stupid. If you have a quote it should be no more than 3 or 4 words. If you really want awe the kids talk about how the shirty economy an hoe thy will over come it with their streaghth and thrive setting a new bar for the geneations to follow etc etc greatest generation blah blah blah.
    That sounds like pretty terrible speech advice
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Lord where did you get that avatar? I know its the Simpson's but what episode?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    then add in a few sentences remembering that dead kid only like 3 ppl knew and make it seem like he taught you all a valuable lesson on life.
    Dogar, there is something legitimately wrong with you if you think this. I mean disrespecting the dead is one of the lowest of lows.

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    Sorry if not all of us are social outcasts Dogar, you'll forgive me for not taking the advice of the person who never socialised with his classmates, only his professors

    @kirby the one with homer's mom

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    but no really, featuring a quote prominently in a graduation speech is like the most sophomoric and laughably obvious thing you can do. "As _____ said: ..." as everyone rolls their eyes and calls you a faggot.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    i'm not using any quotes
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Make it fun or interesting. No one wants to listen to some bullshit speech about achieving goals and being a good citizen that literally everyone has heard seventy-thousand times.

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    Guys I'm pretty sure FORMER TOASTMASTER Lord knows about and is considering all this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    I just hope he doesn't pad it with bio, those speeches are literally the worst.
    Lord use the PD bio! :]

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    well howdy doodie! i see you fellas have been a'busying lately. congratulations lord on your magic horsieride in the sky


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pants View Post
    congratulations lord on your magic horsieride in the sky
    hey that's my thing

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    that itsn't you're thing you ring'a'ding string

    oh and nice to see you again kirbmin


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    what do you rhyme now?

    its about time

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    i only rhyme when i get emo and find time to write facts.

    oh and that honchrow i've been using on showdown is too pimp for mere words


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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Guys I'm pretty sure FORMER TOASTMASTER Lord knows about and is considering all this shit.
    thanks solly
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    this thread turned to shit

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    the speech went down beautifully, justin rayne king check my facebook to see how much of a success it was. it was mostly about pokemon
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    why did they model their logo on goatse
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    they wanted to be open-ended

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flaming Flamingo View Post
    I suggest ripping off this speech as well.

    I'd go with this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    I think using a death of an otherwise unknown person to most as a device to attempt to make a speech "meaningful" is shameless, lazy and disrespectful. It's used by shitty students who can't write speeches. May be good at getting the chance to make them but being good at making them is an entirely other matter.
    Yeah, a kid in my highschool died and the same thing happened. I thought it was pretty disgusting.

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