In my dream, PD was an actual physical land. All of us lived in our own houses with our avatars on our doors... Anyway, one day Pants disguised himself as an old hermit and went to live in the woods on the hill, and people had to travel there to see who it was and to talk to him. He would then tell his visitors crazy but amazing stories- he actually told me a story about a gecko having lots of adventures (really fast paced and interesting, too bad I've forgotten it).
Finally people realized who he was, but he said that he loved being this alt, and he would very much like some of the other alts on this site to join him. And he was building a little straw hut.