I was thinking of donating £1,000,000 to a charity related to protection for those who have incurred debts. I would do this with money I borrowed from a loanshark. Hopefully I would be jailed me when he found out that I couldn't repay it. I would go to prison despite having done nothing morally wrong, I would be able to have the psychological isolation which prison demands and that would introduce a reform of my character.
However, I realised that prison doesn't have a garden.