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    Default thought this would be a gay thread to make, butt fuck it

    im too much of a pussy. this may come as a SHOCK to some of you whom ive rendered awestruck with fearless feats such as calling people faggots on internet forums or asking girls to show me their boobs on omegle, but it is true. im much too afraid of repercussions, of how people's opinions of me might change, of REJECTION and thats caused me to forgo a lot of things that i really shoudnt have to forgo. this needs to stop. i need to be more CONFIDENT. i need to take more risks. i need to force myself upon the world like a rapist and pleasure it against its own wishes.

    yes this is me, rayne, ascaris, zeus, lawrence iii, homosexual, and all of the plethora of various internet names ive gone by and my real name which i will not post because im still afraid of google indexing me (this doesnt count!!!). i have come to this stark realisation at 4 am on thursday, the 17th of may 2012 after coming across a certain personality in a life changing moment in a place where one would least expect anything substantial to occur. i am going to sleep now and hope my future self is fully cognizant of the emotions that have forced me to make this incredibly shitty thread, and while i may regret making this topic later i hope i will still follow through with the task ive given myself

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    Hi

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    hello celery my nutritious yet fairly disgusting friend

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    nutritious yet fairly disgusting are possibly the perfect words to describe your internet career

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    you need not respond celery because as of this post i will not read any further response till at least five hours from now

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    Hi Ascaris my parasitic and unwelcome friend

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    after coming across a certain personality in a life changing moment in a place where one would least expect anything substantial to occur.
    buckweats friend is making waves in the pokedream community already

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    hey rayne add me on facebook

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    Hey Khaos, Add me and play marvel Avengers Alliance on Facebook.
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    i dont do those facebook games.

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    You should... I'll send you presents... you can attack things with Iron Man... I'll make you a cake sometime...
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    buckweats friend is making waves in the pokedream community already
    Hahahaha

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    Lol at the thread title, Rayne!
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    I can't wait till we get to school today and he's like wow, all those people really hate you.
    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    get out of my way kirby, i've got gulags to build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    this may come as a SHOCK to some of you
    But realistically it probably won't.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    after coming across a certain personality in a life changing moment in a place where one would least expect anything substantial to occur.
    Also you can't post a thread telling us you're telling the gloves off for once without giving us the backstory behind such an incongruous act!
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    the story is so ridiculous i might have possibly dreamt all of it

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    Tell us regardless!
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    someday

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    This thread is so bad I didn't even post in it.

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    a hallmark of a great thread

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    Today is someday.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Deap words Trixie, deep words.

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    Is anyone else amused by the "butt fuck it" in the title?

    no?
    ... I'll leave then. .-.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trixie View Post
    Lol at the thread title, Rayne!
    aha!

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