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    Default I have another story to tell

    So yesterday i ruin my dad's porn. Today my dad yells at his boss and quits his job.

    What would you think after this turn of events?

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    I'd be like, "Dad, it's porn. That's one of those things that's not only entirely replaceable, it's unnecessary in the first place. Get a life?"
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    Oh now i will stop you right there. A female would not understand the need for porn, not at all. My father is a 50 year old married man that should say enough.

    lol@get a life.

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    Porn is absolutely necessary you complete nutcase.

    It seems my theory was right, Fullmetal. He didn't get his fix of black cock so his subconscious has to convert his latent sexuality into outbursts and self destructive behavior. The more problems he has, the more things he has to think about other than his lust for massive black cocks.

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    even I like porn.

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    i love porn



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    And walrus has no sexual drive. That's saying something.

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    that'll change this summer! i swear!

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    I <3 my sex drive
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    my sex drive has not been much recently

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    I've never done porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    my sex drive has not been much recently
    The reason for that is the same reason i linked to your recent drop in greatness. hinthinthinthinthint

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    General side effects of depression medication

    Some of the various side effects from the different antidepressants are:

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    Dry mouth
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    Urinary retention
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    Blurred vision
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    Constipation
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    Sedation (can interfere with driving or operating machinery)
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    Sleep disruption
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    Weight gain
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    Headache
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    Nausea
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    Gastrointestinal disturbance/diarrhea
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    Abdominal pain
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    Inability to achieve an erection
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    Inability to achieve an orgasm (men and women)
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    Loss of libido
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    Agitation
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    Anxiety


    Tim, what medication do you take? Luvox? Prozac? Wellbutrin? Zoloft? Cymbalta? Paxil?

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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    i was taking citalopram but now i think maybe zoloft

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    citalopram? never heard of it.

    i love how you don't even know what you're taking...

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