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    there is a lot of "what ifs" there when all I need to do is masturbate to feel pleasure to know its worth it

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    Yeah no, I don't buy the idea that not masturbating suddenly makes your personality a lot "better" or "more sociable" or whatever. All you're doing is fulling your time doing other activities that would otherwise be filled by watching porn. You get bored enough to do other things, but it's not a life hack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    there is a lot of "what ifs" there when all I need to do is masturbate to feel pleasure to know its worth it
    Quote Originally Posted by pichubro View Post
    Yeah no, I don't buy the idea that not masturbating suddenly makes your personality a lot "better" or "more sociable" or whatever. All you're doing is fulling your time doing other activities that would otherwise be filled by watching porn. You get bored enough to do other things, but it's not a life hack.
    Okay, I don't really care enough to argue with you guys. You can keep doing what you're doing and meanwhile I'll change my life for the better!
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    there is a lot of "what ifs" there when all I need to do is masturbate to feel pleasure to know its worth it
    This is a pretty great post when you take into account the context of the thread (ultimately ending up having sex) and the context of Kirby's life (dying an autistic virgin). No offence Kirby but that is pretty hilarious.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    kirby's gonna be raking in the pussy once he becomes a woman lord

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    oh fuck i forgot about that
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    definitely not a "life hack", but not fapping for a while DOES cause more testosterone to be released, causing a definite change in personlaity

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    kirby's gonna be raking in the pussy once he becomes a woman lord

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    On the note of masturbation saving time, I personally would never see the better end of that. I do it right before I sleep, so it helps me sleep. If I wasn't doing it, I would be sleeping. Now I bet you are saying "well can't you just go to sleep earlier then" the thing is, if I don't masturbate, it easily takes me 30 minutes to actually fall asleep as opposed to 5-10 after fapping. So the net time is about equal, but one has the positive, of you know, mastrubating.

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    it takes me 1-2 hours of lying bed to fall asleep. fapping before bed shaves off ~30 minutes. Smoking weed an hour or two before can easily get me into deep sleep in ~20 minutes, but then i dont feel as well rested.

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    i fall asleep easy nowadays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    On the note of masturbation saving time, I personally would never see the better end of that. I do it right before I sleep, so it helps me sleep. If I wasn't doing it, I would be sleeping. Now I bet you are saying "well can't you just go to sleep earlier then" the thing is, if I don't masturbate, it easily takes me 30 minutes to actually fall asleep as opposed to 5-10 after fapping. So the net time is about equal, but one has the positive, of you know, mastrubating.
    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    it takes me 1-2 hours of lying bed to fall asleep. fapping before bed shaves off ~30 minutes. Smoking weed an hour or two before can easily get me into deep sleep in ~20 minutes, but then i dont feel as well rested.
    If you guys had actually done a little research into the whole thing instead of simply getting insulted by it, you'd know that NoFap makes your sleeping patterns living hell for about a week or two but then you go to bed earlier, wake up earlier, and feel like you have more energy than you used to.

    I'm out of this thread I think, learn to develop critical thinking skills.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Maybe you should develop your reading comprehension skills before you assume everyone on the internet is disagreeing with you; and not just talking about their sleep habits.

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    On that note: increase in aggression from nofap confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Maybe you should develop your reading comprehension skills before you assume everyone on the internet is disagreeing with you; and not just talking about their sleep habits.
    My reply was mostly directed towards Kirby but I was too lazy to exclude you.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    you do realize it takes more net effort to quote two posts than one

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    Asking for Lord to make sense in an argument is like asking water to not be so wet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    you do realize it takes more net effort to quote two posts than one
    Yeah but it takes more net effort to multi-quote two people and then midway through your post decide you only want to respond to one and unmulti-quote the other.

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    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    pichubro when it comes to masturbation, the average guy probably doesn't spend hours of his day doing it. it's really just one of those things that happens at random, is quick and isn't a scheduled activity. i've never called my friends and cancelled plans because i felt the need to masturbate profusely and for hours at a time. for the most part.

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    Lord's making a big deal of it. Acting like it's a main activity.

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    yeah male masturbation shouldn't take too long, although it can, if you find yourself wanking for more than 20 minutes with no results, go back to sleep

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    i edge myself throughout the day. that means i bring myself almost to orgasm, but i don't. i leave it right before crossing the line.
    it's a lot more rewarding and have a more powerful burst. also, if i happen to find a partner, cum everywhere is an awesome thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pichubro View Post
    Lord's making a big deal of it. Acting like it's a main activity.
    It is for some people.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Going into day 7 now, keeping a diary to monitor my progress and motivate me not to relapse. Planned a gym session with my friend tomorrow morning, I wanna see how I feel lifting with that 147% testosterone boost males get after abstaining from sexual activity for seven days. Sadly it then stablises afterwards but it should be a pretty cool thing to experience.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    In other news NoFap is really useful for building motivation and willpower, I'm going into seven days of being caffeine free now as well. Trying very hard to make my diet dairy, gluten, excess sugars and high glycemic index values free but understandably that's hard as fuck. Looking into starting paleo for my New Year's resolution. Only thing I haven't been able to beat is my casual addiction to over-the-counter painkillers but I'm also sick right now, so that's sort of okay as well.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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