Librarian

I am actually looking into Masters programs in this field. It is a HORRENDOUSLY easy Masters Degree, can be done online (I don't care at all if that looks "bad" on paper, it's fucking a Masters in Librarian Science, it ALREADY looks bad) and it's a decent retirement job at a towns local one given it's salary and no work. The BEST part of this job though is how LITTLE accountability you have. No test scores, no grading etc. Sweet gig all around.

So, tell me, can any of you find a teaching position with less accountability than a Librarian?