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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Rules for this thread; you can only post in it if drunk. If you are not drunk, crack open a drink.
    Well, I open my eyes and I see things. I've seen spirits moving through the walls. I've seen a vortex coming through the wall. I've seen amorphous little balls of light bouncing all around in the front yard through the window. I've seen giant bugs on the floor. I was in a hotel room in Amarillo, Texas, and all I remember is standing on the bed and seeing the whole wall in front of me filled with lights that were [makes popping sound] popping like popcorn out of the wall. Then I'll wake up and I go "Wow, I was standing on my bed and staring at this wall."

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    Qualifier has been met, if only the time zones were in my favour.

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    Sticky, official drunk thread

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    Can we post here for drinking an alcoholic drink but not to the point of being drunk? Cuz...

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    drunk on a monday night

    im a madman

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    hello

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    this is the most drunk ive ever been in a long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    this is the most drunk ive ever been in a long time
    well that was a nonsensical sentence

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    Fucking time zones

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    I assume we're all getting drunk today. We'll post together later!

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    its monday lord, im not an alcoholic

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    It's St. Patrick's day ffs

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    Yeah, I did centurion on Saturday

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Adequately drunk reportim

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    N

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord View Post
    I assume we're all getting drunk today. We'll post together later!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    its monday lord, im not an alcoholic
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord View Post
    It's St. Patrick's day ffs
    Quote Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Yeah, I did centurion on Saturday

    So now the thread is - don't post unless drunk or talking about drinking?

    Because these are not drunk posts.
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    As is the general rule of PD, all threads move towards derailment, with the number of posts being inversely proportionate to the posts in-line with the thread.

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    well i wasnt drunk or even thinking about drinking until i saw this thead


    cracking open a new bottle of 63% rum as we speak



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    although no ones here to talk to



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    Anyone here?

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    What is the most expensive liquor you ever drank? I had Patron once, not worth the price in my opinion.

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    I've had more expensive wines, but Jack Daniels Single Barrel, I liked it.

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    Last summer, two of my coworkers had work anniversaries so the rest of the office gifted them obscenely expensive whiskey that we all tasted.

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