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    alright. So I was talking to this kid I like on AIM, and he was like, "soo what should we talk about?"

    And I went "HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS? ahahhaa jk"

    and then he goes "almost 8 inches. Wanna see?"
    Me: "What?"
    Him: "You have to show me something"
    Me: "Ummm. What do you mean?"
    Him: "You know what I mean."
    Me: You're not even my boyfriend. I barely know you.
    Him: So?
    Me: ...I'm not a whore.

    And he signed off. I don't think I like him anymore.

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    Yes you are.

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    that's not very nice. I haven't done much and you know it meanie.

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    Being fingered by a black man is worse than anything.

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    I did not have sexual relations with a black man.

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    Well most people haven't even been fingered by one.

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    he's white. His name was D-kon because his mom is gay.

    I never let any black man go down my pants!

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    i'm confused about this black man fingering you business...

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    hahaha, fingering, it's not that great
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    you would know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    I did not have sexual relations with a black man.
    Bill Clinton did.
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    good one

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    I know.

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    What if the black man was Will Smith?

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