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    what about .. eyebrows God's Avatar
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    hb kirby

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    I should be getting a butt plug today. :D

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    Happy Birthday Kirbx <3
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirby View Post
    I should be getting a butt plug today.
    Lolwut?

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    I told some other people on a different site that I was sticking razor handles up my ass, seeing that is dangerous and unnecessary, she had it arranged to buy me a set of butt plugs and have it shipped to my house.

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Um

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    you couldnt find anything better than razor handles?

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    I just got the idea from someone else I saw that was using one as a makeshift dildo.

    Turns out that person has a vagina which they were using it for, razor handles should not be used for makeshift anal stuff.

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    Well yeah, the anus can't handle that kind of thing

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    Why

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    Any kind of slip-up could be a close shave

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    well no you take the razor head off

    the actual problem is it doesn't have a base and can possibly be sucked up by the asshole's low pressure, I was one slip up away from going to the doctor with razor handle up my ass

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    I hear that if you are going to mc guyer yourself a dildo, a plastic plunger handle is ideal

    also it already smells like shit

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    This thread presents so many dfferent questions, most of which are probably better left unanswered

    So uhh... Happy birthday
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    People, let us discuss 4 actions to support your personal wife's continue to Earth less complicated: Vacuum your girlfriend car. Refill her vehicle's gas tank. Buy her flowers... originating from a florist who all conducts business in a very building along with a solid roof top, not on road-side stands as well as at gasoline stations. You might earn things by actually vehicle and getting out of your car or truck. Gas rail station flowers that reek of unleaded tend to be not as purposeful. They along with precisely the same category seeing that gas station sushi.

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    well if you have any questions just ask them :p

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    Why are you people so terrible at pitching up on puns

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    What Stiles said.


    ~I am best pony~


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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    Why aren't you guys more shocked/disturbed/disgusted by Kirby's posts in this thread? Or is it just that you've become desensitised to his absurd existence that it doesn't have any effect on you? What the fuck is going on in here?

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    Why are you shocked/disturbed/disgusted Lord?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord View Post
    Why aren't you guys more shocked/disturbed/disgusted by Kirby's posts in this thread? Or is it just that you've become desensitised to his absurd existence that it doesn't have any effect on you? What the fuck is going on in here?
    someone's feeling butthurt

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Well he's certainly making an ass of himself

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    What's the effect it's having on you, Lord?
    Originally made by LM:


    ~ I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. -- Kyle Schmidt ~

    ~Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. -- Josh Billings ~

    * dragon_berry**Fallen_Wings*

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    its stirring something deep inside him

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    I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it. Lord's Avatar
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    It's just weird.

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    ive become desensitized to most things on the internet. it takes something like snuff films and the like to trigger an emotional response.

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