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    Default The world is not how it supposed to be...

    Well, i think it happeneg when i was in the 4th grade or something...anyway in the lunchbreak outside there were those two 6-year-old kids. And they were playing on that horse-ride thingy. I couldn't belive what they said next. They were like this:
    "Hey Mark look at this: I'm fucking this horse. Cool eh?"
    "Yeah. Can i make it too?"
    "Sure."

    Is that how the world is supposed to be?!

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    sure

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    So you would show your own kids with 5 years how to make sex?

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    yes i would

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    kids need to know this stuff. futuristic technology will enable them to have intercourse soon anyway

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    thats messed up. i think there s a guy in my closet right now.

    but i'm ok, i have a razor, a switchblade and yeah... im safe.
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    yesterday someone asked me if they could shit in my ass as part of a strange erotic activity
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i would have said 'yes, if you let me stick my foot up your ass'

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    I told him that I hated poop, but I would be willing to eat vegetables at his house
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    so that's why you were talking about poop on the phone yesterday...

    phfft. juvenile indeed!

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    I'm so sorry you had to be subjected to that
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i learned how snakes had sex the other day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    i learned how snakes had sex the other day
    extremely dogar esque post.

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    I take that as a compliment?

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    how do they have sex? I have never seen a little penis or vagina on these little creatures

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    I think they have two penises
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    That werewolf from Hickfords other thread stole my tonge and shoved it up a snakes ass. I hope that answers your question walrus.

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    its the way of life where not some goody tu-shus like we where back in the day weve become more lethal and we know alot more theres nothing wrong with it its just the circle of life

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    ~Its the circle of lifeeeeeee andddd itttttt movezzzzzz usssss alllllllllll through despairrrrrrrr andddd hopeeeeeeeee!~

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    no one actually answered my question. fine. i'll go ask it on yahoo! answers

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    i saw seagulls have sex the other day. quite hilarious indeed hahahaha



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    I've seen donkeys have sex, but...

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    ^ I have seen that ass well.

    Every time one of them fucks the other one says "Hyaa". It is very annoying.

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    haha okay.... this is starting to sound like a live broadcast of the discovery channel.

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    well when i saw the seagulls having passionate sex the male was sqawking constantly and flapping his wings around like he was having a fit



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