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    Default only catfood left

    I don't understand. I think my mother is trying to starve the family or something because there's never any food in the house. For Chrissake, we don't even have CRACKERS. No wonder I'm short; THERE'S NO FOOD TO FILL MY BODY WITH NUTRIENTS. My whole family complains about how there's never anything to eat and my mother always says, "Well, if you're so hungry, why don't you try cooking something?" Well, let's look this over, woman. You flip out if someone tries to use the kitchen because they might mess up your tidy kitchen with some flour and milk and eggs. DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION HERE, MOTHER DEAR?

    Jesus Christ. I'm so fucking hungry.

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    I just ate dinner
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    eat the catfood. I would...

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    I've tried my cat's catfood before a couple of years ago. It's really gross. Purina Cat Chow is the most disgusting connoction known to man.

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    i think it tastes like fried chicken.

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    hence why it tastes like shit
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    It tastes like fossilized dog shit.

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    how would you know what that tastes like walrus? hohohohohoho!

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    The other day I had squid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    The other day I had squid.
    you did GS? Squiddy scores again!

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    Hmm, you're right. But I imagine dog shit to be one of the foulest tasting things known to man, and cat food is the worst thing I've ever tasted... so... I made the connection.

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    tentacle rape anyone?
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    his ruthlessly strong tentacles pierce the female genetalia.

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    squid was pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    squid was pretty good.
    You know it baby.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    his ruthlessly strong tentacles pierce the female genetalia.
    Surely no one will pick up on such subtlety!

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    was he adept at making you squeal with pleasure?

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    as squid entered my mouth i squeeled in delight, walrus.

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    did you swallow?

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    Oh yeah.

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    i wont say anymore than that blatantly obvious joke.

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    It was a fight. isntead oof my tounge trying to wrap around his tentatcals his wrapped around my tounge.

    it was pretty awesome.

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    we have food but I'm to lazy to fix it sometimes and I get a wellifuwerntsolazy
    :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by SS__ View Post
    wellifuwerntsolazy



    edit: Oh hahaha....you're too sly for me
    When the Devil is too busy
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    IS THAT HANNIBAL LECTER IN YOUR SIGNATURE?

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    mmm. catfood.

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