I don't understand. I think my mother is trying to starve the family or something because there's never any food in the house. For Chrissake, we don't even have CRACKERS. No wonder I'm short; THERE'S NO FOOD TO FILL MY BODY WITH NUTRIENTS. My whole family complains about how there's never anything to eat and my mother always says, "Well, if you're so hungry, why don't you try cooking something?" Well, let's look this over, woman. You flip out if someone tries to use the kitchen because they might mess up your tidy kitchen with some flour and milk and eggs. DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION HERE, MOTHER DEAR?

Jesus Christ. I'm so fucking hungry.