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    CL I took you under my wing and am grooming you for taking my place years from now. You used to be an absolutely awful newb, but you have become very tolerable and really quite good for your age. Now it is time for formal lessons, I will add a new one whenever I see you doing something gay.

    Lesson One:

    Smilies with =
    ex =) =D =(

    you do this a lot. stop. it makes you look like a cunt.

    = smilies are appropriate for the following:
    girls
    extremely feminine men

    Eve can do it, Peeki can do it(he likes cats), Hats can do it(hes gay), and thats about it. You cannot do it. Start doing normal smilies or you'll look like a loser. You have no idea how much credibility is taken away from a post with those kinds of smilies in them. Work on it.

    Lesson One has ended. Use this wisdom wisely, CL.

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    are guys allowed to use them when talking to girls? because that's the only time i've ever done it.

    what about the 8) style smileys?

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    guys are not allowed to use them while talking to girls unless they want the girl the think they're gay

    what do you mean 8) style smilies

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    teach him about sexual concepts not yet explored for lesson 2

    like oral sex

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    tell him to wax the floors, that will teach him dicipline



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    I think CL's fine the way he is. A good poster if I ever saw one.

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    Walrus, who's CL's teacher and master? Me.

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    Also he is being groomed to take MY place. He will be the best poster on PD one day. His training must go far beyond the training most recieve. His standards must be far higher! Like an asian student compared to a white student.

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    the question is, is CL devoted and ready for such a training?



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    edit: gah stupid smilies ;_;

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    oh he's ready, look at that smiley, all he needs to be is devoted now



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    the world is spinnin but im not afraid Cool Latios's Avatar
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    do you have free drinks?

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    He's God. Of course he does.

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    wow. impressive god. you shuld make a book

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    if i ever made a rant thread i would RUN FULLMETAL OUT OF TOWN

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    i dunno, fullmetals is pretty rocking. and with his fanbase and experience... hmm.

    I'm sure yours would be hilarious of course but would you have the ability to write as much as he does?

    You definitely have the skills but I'm not so sure about the endurance!

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    Hm that's true. I've always said I'd be great in bed but wouldn't last very long. I'd probably be too lazy/forget about it after a couple entries and it would fall off the first page never to be heard from again.

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    I think the main difference with you and Fullmetal is you look at lighter things and parody them, while Fullmetal really analyzes them. Nothing wrong with either side, but somehow I don't think you'd do well with ranting. I think you'd do better at making a thread of poking fun at things.

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    to put it simply, Tim's a beast
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    are guys allowed to use them when talking to girls? because that's the only time i've ever done it.

    what about the 8) style smileys?
    Those are fine if you can preserve your manliness while using them.

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    the world is spinnin but im not afraid Cool Latios's Avatar
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    8D

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    that wasn't manly. you have to use it in the appropriate context.

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    i am still pondering on how that thing can be a smiley

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    beats me. at the very least, it looks like a person who was born with his eyes fused together in a figure 8 shape.

    it could happen. after all, there was a stillborn baby born with a cyclops-like eye in the middle of its forehead.

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    no cl

    just use regular smilies

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