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    Default Oh Shit

    1 am. In my basement. And there's a bear right outside my door.

    A fucking black bear.



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    Hide your wallet.

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    Play dead.
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    Stop, drop, and roll.

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    Get a pan and start banging on it the sound might scare the bear or just hide
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    I have an urge to go outside and smack its ass. For some reason I don't think I should

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    It aint my fualt if you get mualed
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    Tell you dad.

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    My dad's asleep. I bet he'd pee himself if he saw it, he's afraid of cows and turtles

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    Put honey on him and tell him that a Kakuna's outside.

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    Punch the bear in the face and call it a pussy.

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    If I told him that he'd pee himself with glee. Either way, my dad is going to piss on the floor, and I'll have to clean it up

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    Then try to eat its young.

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    bears are high in calories Tim!

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    He might be low fat.

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    that's nonsense talk!

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    Your obviously not in much danger if you can still type
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    how do you know that the bear isn't typing on my account? HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT IN GRAVE DANGER!?

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    the bear is a big game hunter. he has tons of human trophies in his den, and caseymex could be a new rug!

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    Becuase you are still typing without errors, but anyways just sacrifice your computer, throw the monitor at his head, the monitor will explode and probably leave him deaf then throw hot suace in his eyes and blind him and violla
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    the bear is a big game hunter. he has tons of human trophies in his den, and caseymex could be a new rug!
    I'd be a horrible rug, I'm thinking I'd be a better "Billy Big Mouth Bass" type of thing.

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    Who purged?

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    send zoe out into combat against the bear

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    Find people from your school and send them out as bait.

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    ooh good one pichubro

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