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    I have to go to summer school for three weeks this Summer. It started Monday. I have to go because I failed three classes (and probably two/thirds). I failed because school sux, and I'm a depwessed wittle puppy.
    Anyway, there was just me three others, and the newlywed specials teacher (GAH!!!). She told us that the rules were the same as in the regular school. So what does Cooper do? He brings a pocket knife, the second day!! AGH!!!
    Then, he goes on about how he's going to kill himself, after finding out he's being expelled.
    "I'm just going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself," he says.
    Courtney and Trevor say he won't and he isn't going to. Again, Cooper says he will. Courtney tells him he can't. Copper asks why, and Trevor says it's because Courteny likes him, but Courtney says she hates Cooper. Again Cooper says he's going to kill himself again, and that he's tried to before. That's when I really started paying attention. I have tried, too.
    Today, he wasn't there, and I was worried he had killed himself (yah. stupid me), and I remembered he had been expelled (D`oh!). Too bad, too. He was so stupid, it was cute.
    Mleh! Yup, whatever.
    I mean, why the heck did he bring a knife to school, anyway. I can think of a million reasons, but ...... the heck!!

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    This is some kind of thread ...

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    omg. wot?

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    Are you a guy or girl?

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    I don't know what to say
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    ahahahahaha

    i wonder if he went to a nut house

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    Hahahahahahahahaha Summmer school! You're probably going to end up being a Mexican cleaning floors at Arbys's (you're not good enough for a real chain) who sucks dick for ten bucks and marries a Vietnamese bitch.

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    BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I went to Summer school twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    I went to Summer school twice
    It's too bad. I didn't want you to be a Vietnamese prostitute.

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    I have to repeat my sophomore year

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    I have to repeat my sophomore year
    I feel bad for you too. Now you have to be a hooker from Africa specializing in beastiality.

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    its not my fault. I did well in my classes; my school just taught jack shit so I wouldn't be able to be a junior in a regular school because I don't have the proper skills, like knowing geometry, a foreign language, us history, etc. it's probably a 90% chance I'm going to have to repeat

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    um you do not need to know a foreign language to advance to the next grade

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    um you do not need to know a foreign language to advance to the next grade
    But don't you need it for college?

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    In some schools you do.
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    I already have my Language credits
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    you dont need it for college unless you are going to an overacheiving fag college

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    EDIT: I'm such a dork.

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    Are you emo or somethin?
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    Me?
    12.5% Emo, according to the quiz.

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    Do you do any of these things in this video?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LXtYsdfMIU
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    My dad read the post about emos and went, "Haha aren't emos homosexual?" And he was serious. I told him yes dad, yes.

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    Everything about emos is explained in that mv.
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