I've never used a toy, but I'm VERY interested in buying one. People tell me that they're great, and they can prep you pretty well for the real thing
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
Yes, yes they do, if you want a toy to fuck you instead of a guy that is.
Greatness Reincarnated



Never used one, but I don't know what the appeal in a piece of plastic fucking you could be.
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[SIZE="1"]Pairs: The Blind Eye of Deception [DSX] | The Ninjassassin [Sasuke] | The Hadouken! [The Azn Party Boy]
Your mind isn't on the plastic, it's on the pleasure. Or it should be, if you're doing it right.
If I'm masturbating, I don't really care about details like that.
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.



It just sounds strange to me, is all.
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[SIZE="1"]Pairs: The Blind Eye of Deception [DSX] | The Ninjassassin [Sasuke] | The Hadouken! [The Azn Party Boy]
sound strange? yes
feel strange? NO
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
Just let us guys help you practice, we like to help you practice these kinds of things.
Greatness Reincarnated
No thanks, I have a tutor of my own
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
Guys don't normally use toys.
-Mex- As if your moms gonna let you buy a sex toy![]()
Mex, you wouldnt need a tutor if you studied more young lady, your grades have been poor, you should get a hands on experience.
Greatness Reincarnated
My parents trust me enough to let me make my own judgement, I don't do stupid shit, so I get a less strict time from them.
@ Jimmy: my grades are fine, I work well in an independant setting. It's not my problem if my co-worker is a tad behind.
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
@ Mex: your co worker is steadily becoming better and better thanks to on hands experience and he will soon surpass you in erotic vr training, so get to work with your tugging technique.
Greatness Reincarnated
Yep, thats totally true. I still have secrets my parents don't know about from when I was a child. Eventually you'll learn not to give a damn what your parents say or think, cause one day you'll HAVE to live on your own.
So Mex, you seem to be pretty educated in to field of toys. If I wanted to buy one, what should I go for that works best and feels natural?
I have to say that Mario has a point. Usually by the age of 14, a child/teenager decides that sometimes a parent will learn to get over it and not care....
What? You think that I'm a little kid or that I'm immature?
Depends. The fact you asked seems to point me slightly towards the former. Though at the same time The fact that you need me, an elder, to tell you that your mature makes me want to lean towards the latter. Then there's your amazingly grown-up avatar and signiture which are a demerit in both columns. Therfor, in the words of Radio, "I want both"
Hmm, I only asked just so I knew in what way you were 'insulting' me. I doubt you're my elder, and I don't need you to tell me wether I'm mature or not; I can decide that on my own.
And if you were indeed my elder, you'd 1. Put your actual birthyear in your profile (There's no way you were born in 1902), and 2. Catch your spelling errors before you posted.
Srsly there are no flames in the discussion forum. Last warning.
Oh...oopsies.
Well, anywho, back to my former question: What's a good toy to get?
You make me laugh, youngin.
Could I keep you so riled up if I weren't at a little older than you. If nothing else I can confedently say I'm quite a bit smarter than you. Want my age? Born July 30, 1989 in allentown hospital. Reguardless, it's quiet immature to argue about who's older. And a grammer flame? Working with the dregs of the arsenal, aren't we?