OPEN POSITION

[ThunderzLegacy]

For an apprentice.

Sound off, and I will determine whether you are worthy.

Which would be pretty much anyone who actually comes here regularly (meaning more than just ONE time a goddamn month -_-), and actually needs/wants help with their posting quality.

I put it here because I assume that people who need it might hang out here.

[The Editor]

Apprentice for what? No, hang on, never mind, I'll do it anyway. I'd just roll the dice anyway

Ed.

[Typhlosion2.0]

Sith apprentice or forum apprentice? If it's Sith then no, if it's forum I need help. I want the position.

[ThunderzLegacy]

Forum, Typhlosion.

I'll wait a little longer before deciding.

[Typhlosion2.0]

I am bored. Bart is thirsty = Simpson Desert in Australia.

[The Editor]

You just post for the sake of it, don't you? Truly you know the way of the Emral.

Ed.

[Typhlosion2.0]

The way of the what? I'm just posting to increase my post count.

[Espeon's Fury]

Exactly...anyway, I shall apply to be an apprentice. [I don't need to post for the heck of it, I'm a notorious postwhore without trying.]

[Poke_princess_v73]

what happened to Kryzoz, Thunderz? no effense, but i'm ONLY wondering what happened to him......or her. i'm not really looking to be anyones apprentice...

[The Editor]

I think Kryzoz left, because there was a topic about it...

Emral is the First, the One, our leader to glory. He knew what must be done, but was too early, and thus we, The Editor and Freelancer, the fools, cast him out. Were he with us, Nyeka's reign would not be... Too late did I see what must be done, too late did I turn towards the light, and now it is lost forever. But heed this: We shall be back. We shall all be back, for we made the forums what they were, and now without us they collapse, politics and corruption overwhelming those who cared for the most important aspect of all: Fun. We knew what must be done, all of us. The Editor, Dadi, Tugafighter, NewOrcOrder, nadhiyah, Here_2_kill_u, Xx__Flash__xX and rockinrebel, to name but a few, tried to survive in our haven, Emral's Games, but Roorni and Nyeka did conspire to destroy our home. In my rage I challenged the demon, and was cast out. Since this time the forums have decayed, and so it shall be until we return. Until that time, we must praise Emral, and follow hs teachings so that these events are not repeated.

Ed.

[SuikunMyuu]

wtf was that

yes this is spam Thunderz

[Typhlosion2.0]

I think Kryzoz left, because there was a topic about it...

Emral is the First, the One, our leader to glory. He knew what must be done, but was too early, and thus we, The Editor and Freelancer, the fools, cast him out. Were he with us, Nyeka's reign would not be... Too late did I see what must be done, too late did I turn towards the light, and now it is lost forever. But heed this: We shall be back. We shall all be back, for we made the forums what they were, and now without us they collapse, politics and corruption overwhelming those who cared for the most important aspect of all: Fun. We knew what must be done, all of us. The Editor, Dadi, Tugafighter, NewOrcOrder, nadhiyah, Here_2_kill_u, Xx__Flash__xX and rockinrebel, to name but a few, tried to survive in our haven, Emral's Games, but Roorni and Nyeka did conspire to destroy our home. In my rage I challenged the demon, and was cast out. Since this time the forums have decayed, and so it shall be until we return. Until that time, we must praise Emral, and follow hs teachings so that these events are not repeated.

Ed.

Sounds like something from the game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

[The Editor]

It sounds to me like something I made up on the spur of the moment that contains quite a number of facts.

Ed.

[Kryzoz]

What?
I haven't left. Thunderz has released me from apprenticeship much to my chagrin. I haven't posted very much this week. Next week I shall resume my posting at the previous level of 100 per week. Besides that, no one is posting in either of the threads that bare my name and so I haven't had any thing to talk about or anyone to talk to. Where is this topic you speak of Ed?

[The Editor]

There was a topic saying someone was leaving in the Misc. forum... I probably got the name wrong. Sorry.

Ed.

[Kryzoz]

Yeah that was Kelsh. Kryzoz is still aliiiiiiiiive

[pokeking]

If you don’t mind, *coughs* I would like to apply. I have posted a few times but don’t think that I have quit got it yet.

[The Editor]

Forgetting the e in quite is good evidence

Ed.

[Typhlosion2.0]

Got that right. And this might be SPAM, but on Star Wars: Rogue Squadron I have attained the rank of major. Just thought you should know.

[Solly]

The editor seems the most worthy, TL, however, that clarifies that he does need that much more training. Pokeking seems nice enough, if he comes on more often. Typhlosion is just goddamn annoying.

[Kryzoz]

TL is a very good teacher. With her help you will be doing quality posts in less than a day
-Kryzoz

[Solly]

It`s not that easy, Kryzoz.

[Kryzoz]

Maybe I'm just a rarity then.

[oldKelsh]

can i be ur apprentice?

[The Editor]

... Right, I'm out.

Ed.