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    So a few days ago I was taking a very nice shower. Once I got out of the shower, I put on a robe and walked out of the bathroom. My dad was sitting with his back to me, watching TV.

    He heard me leave the room, and called over to me "DON'T WORRY HONEY! I'M NOT LOOKING!"

    "I'm covered up dad" I said "I'm wearing clothes, not running around naked"

    At this, my dad turns around to me and starts LAUGHING.

    "WELL THAT'S A FIRST!" he says, before becoming a mindless blob for the TV yet again.

    @_____@

    PD, what does this little exchange tell me? Are my assumptions correct?
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Ouch.
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    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    This isn't as exciting as I thought it would be.

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    I doubt you walk around the house naked regularly, So how is that a first? Maybe he's becoming a confused old man?

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    It's very possible. He makes chicken noises on a regular basis now
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    That's abnormal.
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    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    Maybe he's a member on PD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrizz View Post
    That's abnormal.
    It's abnormal that my dad thinks he's a samurai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the master View Post
    It's abnormal that my dad thinks he's a samurai.
    Suggest a counselor for the sake of your father.
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    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    My dad always goes up to me and goes "Pikaa pii! Piii pii! Pikaa! SNOORRLAXX!" randomly. And he danced to rap music in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrizz View Post
    Suggest a counselor for the sake of your father.
    I am so lucky that se doesn't have a sword. He always tests my fighting skills...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    My dad always goes up to me and goes "Pikaa pii! Piii pii! Pikaa! SNOORRLAXX!" randomly. And he danced to rap music in the car.
    Hahaha That's pretty amusing. Middle-aged white guy dancing to rap music in a car making PokÚmon noises. Reminds me of my uncle.

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    mex, ever think your dad was trying to make a joke.except it didn't make you laugh, just made ya think, "Damn, my dad's a dork...-.-"" my dad makes dumb cracks all the time about me, but he's just trying to make me laugh. (which most of the time doesn't work...) so you're assumption was probly wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by the master View Post
    I am so lucky that se doesn't have a sword. He always tests my fighting skills...
    Sucks for you.
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    where is miley cyrus when you need a hand job?

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    you guys are lucky

    my dad is a boring motherfucker

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    "my dad said this, what do you think PD?"

    PD: "my dad once ----- *pointless story*"

    Repeat for a few pages, and the main question is never answered.

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    I offered a legitimate reason.

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    You only asked questions, adding to more confusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullmetal View Post
    You only asked questions, adding to more confusion.
    It wasn't a story about my dad, was it? It was a thought provoking post about the given topic. I think it was the best here besides the opening post.

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    yes your dad does think youre a whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario The Black Knight View Post
    It wasn't a story about my dad, was it? It was a thought provoking post about the given topic. I think it was the best here besides the opening post.
    very good mario, you can see when i'm generalizing. do you want a cookie every time you do something right?

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    Yes, I think so too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    So a few days ago I was taking a very nice shower. Once I got out of the shower, I put on a robe and walked out of the bathroom. My dad was sitting with his back to me, watching TV.

    He heard me leave the room, and called over to me "DON'T WORRY HONEY! I'M NOT LOOKING!"

    "I'm covered up dad" I said "I'm wearing clothes, not running around naked"

    At this, my dad turns around to me and starts LAUGHING.

    "WELL THAT'S A FIRST!" he says, before becoming a mindless blob for the TV yet again.

    @_____@

    PD, what does this little exchange tell me? Are my assumptions correct?
    this exchange obviously tells you that your dad is just a very, very disturbed man.

    of course, your first assumption wasn't wrong, either.

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    i think you're being an overreactive woman about this caseymex.

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    of course she is, but this is a prime opportunity to announce that she is a whore just to irritate her.

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