Alright. How about this song?

Misty:
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out I've known him since season one
Thought he might be the type I would grow on
But it seems that he just doesn't have a clue
Who knew?
When I left I thought he might come around
After all absence makes the heart grow fond
That's when it finally dawned on me
Now I see

I'm not here as your romantic interest!
You're not really into girls at all are you?
Now that I think about it
There's a whole lot better out there I can do!
It's been 10 years and you
Still act like you're two!
You're a boy and I need a real man
It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

May:
At first I thought he was he was kinda cool
An older trainer that I could look up to
Soon though, my bro seemed to out-mature
That Ash
Through the months, his voice got girlier
I guess I should have see it earlier
Now I've shacked up with that green-haired
jackass!

I'm not here as your romantic interest!
You're not really into girls at all are you?
Now that I think about it
There's a whole lot better out there I can do!
It's been 10 years and you
Still act like you're two!
You're a boy and I need a real man
It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

Dawn:
Uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break break it down!
I just met you but your preference is clear a day!
If you were a Pikachu I'm sure you'd be gay!
You don't seem to notice since I came on this show
I've always gone commando!

You know who you are.
Two of your cheeks have Z's on 'em
and the other two have Pikachu in 'em.

Cuz I'm not here as your romantic interest!
You're not really into girls at all are you?
Now that I think about it
There's a whole lot better out there I can do!
It's been 10 years and you
Still act like you're two!
You're a boy and I need a real man
It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

All 3:
We're not here as your romantic interest!
You're not really into girls at all are you?
Now that we think about it
There's a whole lot better out there we can do!
Like Gary or Paul or Morrison or Drew
You're a boy and we three need real men
It's just U + Ur Pikachu!