View Poll Results: What girl is better for Ash?

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  • Dawn

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  • May

    21 1.89%
  • Misty

    77 6.94%
  • Pikachu

    1,010 90.99%
  • Delia

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  1. #26
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    Alright. How about this song?

    Misty:
    Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
    Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
    Check it out I've known him since season one
    Thought he might be the type I would grow on
    But it seems that he just doesn't have a clue
    Who knew?
    When I left I thought he might come around
    After all absence makes the heart grow fond
    That's when it finally dawned on me
    Now I see

    I'm not here as your romantic interest!
    You're not really into girls at all are you?
    Now that I think about it
    There's a whole lot better out there I can do!
    It's been 10 years and you
    Still act like you're two!
    You're a boy and I need a real man
    It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

    May:
    At first I thought he was he was kinda cool
    An older trainer that I could look up to
    Soon though, my bro seemed to out-mature
    That Ash
    Through the months, his voice got girlier
    I guess I should have see it earlier
    Now I've shacked up with that green-haired
    jackass!

    I'm not here as your romantic interest!
    You're not really into girls at all are you?
    Now that I think about it
    There's a whole lot better out there I can do!
    It's been 10 years and you
    Still act like you're two!
    You're a boy and I need a real man
    It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

    Dawn:
    Uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
    Break break break it down!
    I just met you but your preference is clear a day!
    If you were a Pikachu I'm sure you'd be gay!
    You don't seem to notice since I came on this show
    I've always gone commando!

    You know who you are.
    Two of your cheeks have Z's on 'em
    and the other two have Pikachu in 'em.

    Cuz I'm not here as your romantic interest!
    You're not really into girls at all are you?
    Now that I think about it
    There's a whole lot better out there I can do!
    It's been 10 years and you
    Still act like you're two!
    You're a boy and I need a real man
    It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

    All 3:
    We're not here as your romantic interest!
    You're not really into girls at all are you?
    Now that we think about it
    There's a whole lot better out there we can do!
    Like Gary or Paul or Morrison or Drew
    You're a boy and we three need real men
    It's just U + Ur Pikachu!

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    Though i don't know the tune to this song, it's completely true. If ash were a pikachu, he would be gay. like i said before, misty is the obvious choice, but if he had a love interest (for girls) then he should go with dawn. She may be the youngest, but she's the best looking in my eyes

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    misty is better for ash.

  4. #29
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    It's to "U + Ur Hand" by P!nk. I'm surprised as to how few people get that.

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    I get it. My mum is a HUGE P!nk fan.
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    away 'til September 1~

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    Ash doesn't deserve a girl.

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    I agree w/u ninetails. all he needs is pikachu

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    The only thing ash deserves is some branch or stick.
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    Ash needs to grow up. Literally. And become the 20 year old he's supposed to be. His growth is seriously stunted.

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    Though i don't dream of pokemon often, i had a weird dream on time when Ash fell in love with Dawn (its a miracle!) However after i kicked his ass in a pkmn battle she fell for me even though i didn't want it. Too bad he'll never fall in love with someone, he's too busy with pikachu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdra View Post
    Though i don't know the tune to this song, it's completely true. If ash were a pikachu, he would be gay. like i said before, misty is the obvious choice, but if he had a love interest (for girls) then he should go with dawn. She may be the youngest, but she's the best looking in my eyes
    sorry to have to disagree with you, but in my eyes, they are all too slutty esp. for their young age.
    However, I do agree with you on part that Ash would be a gay Pikachu.

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    I mean really, what kind of insanely prolific show keeps it's main character 10 years old while a faithful fanbase continues to grow up and leave his imature ass behind?

    Well, I'm off to the Simpsons Movie!

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    Ash is gay for pikachu. That's the only way to explan many things. Ash sleeps with pikachu, he never shows much if any attention to girls, and he gives away his most powerful pokemon and uses almost nothing but that slutty bitch of a pikachu.

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    He will grow up eventually and when he does, he can bang the 1000+ girls he met along his journey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nidogod View Post
    I mean really, what kind of insanely prolific show keeps it's main character 10 years old while a faithful fanbase continues to grow up and leave his imature ass behind?

    Well, I'm off to the Simpsons Movie!
    it didnt come out yet!

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    Me. I'm better for Ash.

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    No your not, he wants a harem more
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    whats a harem

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    fooly cooly with a group of girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninetails 009 View Post
    Ash needs to grow up. Literally. And become the 20 year old he's supposed to be. His growth is seriously stunted.
    ash is about 15 not 20

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    I would say Dawn. I mean, why else would she ask to tag along with him on her journey?

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    misty and may said the same exact thing silly person
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    Jessie seems like the best girl for Ash

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    Say what!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwilldestroyu View Post
    it didnt come out yet!
    *sigh* I was making a subtle dig at Bart Simpson whose been 10 for twice as long. I think my brilliance is underappreciated here...

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