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    It's been two weeks since my soccer tournament (in which we lost horribly) and my feet are still in shit shape. Probably due to the fact that I've had soccer camp since, not giving da feet time to heal. Two of my toenails, one of the big ones included, are bruised beyond repair thanks to some fatty with a pair of cleats that stepped upon me. They are most likely going to fall off which is absolutely gross. It's happened before... why? Because of... SOCCER. Woo. Woooo fucking hooo.

    Not to mention I had a massive blister going into the tourny and on top of that grew ANOTHER blister. Shits sake. It hurts to walk. I am damaged goods. I refuse to take off my socks around The Lesbians (who I am seeing again on Sunday, byyy the way).

    So anyways my life right now consists of motrin, bandaids, and tv.

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    That's what happens when you play a commie sport.

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    Soccer is not a commie sport NOcturne, I play it! ITs cool. Those types of injuries are common, I just suck it in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    It's been two weeks since my soccer tournament (in which we lost horribly) and my feet are still in shit shape. Probably due to the fact that I've had soccer camp since, not giving da feet time to heal. Two of my toenails, one of the big ones included, are bruised beyond repair thanks to some fatty with a pair of cleats that stepped upon me. They are most likely going to fall off which is absolutely gross. It's happened before... why? Because of... SOCCER. Woo. Woooo fucking hooo.

    Not to mention I had a massive blister going into the tourny and on top of that grew ANOTHER blister. Shits sake. It hurts to walk. I am damaged goods. I refuse to take off my socks around The Lesbians (who I am seeing again on Sunday, byyy the way).

    So anyways my life right now consists of motrin, bandaids, and tv.
    well, at least your wounds will heal. it would probably be worse if you had some sort of disgusting foot fungus that would just not go away. The commercials for foot fungus always seem to come on TV whenever I'm eating

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    sports suck.

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    no shit

    i have definitely not competed in any sport whatsoever since sixth grade other than what was required by school

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    I've never competed in a sport ever. I refuse to at gym, thats why I fail. Thats because one time I was playing softball and was joking around going "OMG I GOT A HOME RUN!" and this girl went "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP LYING" and then tried to hit me. Ever since I refuse to because I hate people that are competitive.

    Cept Hand ball. I'm allowed to kick ass at that because I hit the bosnians in the face with it.

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    Dodgeball is my favorite sport.

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    i'm a killer fan of baseball. i'm awesome at playing it too!

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    i play tennis and im pretty alright. i'm not good at basketball and stuff because im tiny.

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    Now everytime that show is on I'll think of british people.

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    you don't seem like the type to like it mister brave.

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    I saw it on TV once. It was pretty boring in my opinion. It kind of reminded me of the Fruits Basket anime, which sucked.

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    i used to be defender in my football/soccer team in grade 7.
    i was cool

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    soccer is a terribly boring sport. the fact that it's the most popular sport in latin america utterly bewilders me. why, I'd rather watch golf than soccer, and golf is horribly painful to watch.

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    you disgust me, walrus, you really disgust me

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    soccer is the shit its the only sport i like to watch

    its the most popular sport in all the world but america and japan(baseball there)

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    soccer's great and all but our school is outrageously good at it. and i'm an average player... but if you live here, you've got to be practically ODP to make the varisty team. fucks sake.

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