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Thread: RC's Resurrected Threads #4: *based on a true story of total bullshit*

  1. 07-19-2007, 12:54 PM #1
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    Default RC's Resurrected Threads #4: *based on a true story of total bullshit*

    Day 1

    *walks into McDonalds and gets in line*
    *sings Rock n' Roll McDonalds, scaring about a dozen people away*
    =>_>=
    =<_<=
    *walks up to the counter*
    Uhh...yeah I'll have a small order of fries, unsalted.

    cashier: unsalted? Sir you'll have to wait till we make another batch.

    =o_o= I'll wait then.

    *five minutes later*

    Cashier: Sir, your fries are ready.

    Umm, can I get salt on those?

    Cashier: But you ordered them unsalted.

    I know. But now I want salt on them.

    Cashier: *puts salt on fries*

    *takes fries and dumps them into a trash can on the way out*
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
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  2. 07-19-2007, 02:23 PM #2
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    I actually remember when this thread was made.
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  3. 07-19-2007, 02:47 PM #3
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    that was funny as hell.
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  4. 07-19-2007, 09:41 PM #4
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    Day 2

    *pulls up to McDonalds drive-thru*
    Person: (what the hell do they call the people who work the drive-thru?) Welcometomcdonalds mayitakeyourorder?
    I'll have an orange coke, a small medium fries, and a whopper.
    Person: Excuse me sir?
    An orange coke, a small medium fries, and a whopper!
    Person: I'm...uhh...I'm sorry sir we don't sell whoppers here...
    It says so on the board! I'd like a whopper with an orange coke and small medium fries!
    Person: Sir, we don't sell whoppers we sell Big Macs. And we don't have orange coke.
    Let me speak with your manager.
    Person: Please pull up to the first window, he'll be with you shortly.

    *pulls up to the first window*
    Manager: What seems to be the problem sir?
    I ordered a #1 with a small coke and medium fries and these people won't make it for me. Kids these days.
    Manager: We'll have you meal ready shortly sir. That'll be...(I forget what I paid) please pull up to the next window.
    *pulls up to the next window and is eventually handed his meal by an annoyed looking drive-thru person*
    *starts to pull car away*
    Person: Have a nice day.
    *slams car into reverse and back up to window*
    WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?!
    Person: *stares at me, looking a little frightened*
    *peels out into the parking lot*
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
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  5. 07-20-2007, 08:20 AM #5
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    hahaha
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  6. 07-20-2007, 08:21 AM #6
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    NO ONE WHO DOESNT REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS FIRST POSTED IS ALLOWED TO LIKE IT
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  7. 07-20-2007, 08:31 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    NO ONE WHO DOESNT REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS FIRST POSTED IS ALLOWED TO LIKE IT
    I'm pretty sure it was made somewhere around August 2005...
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  8. 07-20-2007, 10:00 AM #8
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    i vaugley remember this thread. i laughed then, i'm laughing now
    i have a tumblr dont be a douche about it
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  9. 07-20-2007, 01:28 PM #9
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    i hate teenagers..
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  10. 07-20-2007, 02:53 PM #10
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    Oh god, I remember this like it was yesterday
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.
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  11. 07-21-2007, 12:30 AM #11
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    Day 3

    *rides up to drive-thru on a bicycle at midnight*
    Drive-Thru Person: welcometomcdonalds mayitakeyourorder?
    Uhh, is it too early for your breakfast menu?
    DTP: Yes sir it is.
    Okay then, I'll have a cheeseburger with no meat or bun and extra mustard, a small coke, and a large fries.
    *car pulls up behind me, nearly hitting me =O_O=*
    DTP: sir did you say a cheeseburger with no meat or buns and extra mustard?
    Yes I did.
    Ooookay so one cheeseburger, no meat or buns, extra mustard, one large fries, and one small coke. That'll be (forget how much I paid) please pull up to the next window.
    *pulls up and hands over money*
    DTP: O_o
    =O_o=
    DTP:...please pull up to the next window...
    *pulls up*
    *takes food and sets it down right beside the bikeseat, as though I was in an actual car, spilling all the food on the ground but I pretend not to notice*
    *pulls away quickly and watches the guy behind him stare at the food and exchange weirded out looks with the DTP*
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
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  12. 07-21-2007, 12:51 PM #12
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    Hahahaha. That's perfect!
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  13. 07-21-2007, 05:04 PM #13
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    This was posted back when the Spam forum had the hope of a future.
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  14. 07-22-2007, 06:19 PM #14
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    I remember this from yesteryear...
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

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  15. 07-22-2007, 06:36 PM #15
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    It was posted right around this time 2 years ago. The Spam Forum was new, and had hope, gr00vy forums were fresh and flourishing, and xion was fighting Neeherc in an epic battle all alone. What times we have passed.
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  16. 07-22-2007, 09:14 PM #16
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    Gone are those days of glory.
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

    Here I am with my empire
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    Cause its all that you’ve been taught to be
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