Are May and Drew the perfect couple?

[Dreaming Samurai]

I'm not losing my touch, I'm just stating the truth. You wouldn't get the whole "DrewxMex" thing anyway because that's an inside joke between the two of us.

Shes back

[Synch-or-swim]

inside joke, and we're all so far on the outside we'll never find our way in!

[Mex]

DID SOMEBODY SAY DREW!?

[God]

Nothing would please me more than seeing a Snorlax take a dump in Drew's mouth

ahsgajks hdgjshag ksfhahahahhhahaha

[Kingdra]

dang

[Walrus]

DID SOMEBODY SAY DREW!?

Yes, I did! You wanna make something out of it, bitch?!

[Walrus]

Drew be pimpin', May may or may not be a 'ho.
meanwhile, Ash and pikachu are doin' it on da flo'
and Ash sayz "i know someplace you an' I can go"
and both of them walk in on Drew, goin' down on his 'ho!
now the bitch, she may be May,
an' da bitch, she may be not
but there be no maybe about one ting,
what da bitch is doin' in her cot
she's doing that nasty deed
that one forbidden sin
she doin' it wit Drew
agin and agin and agin!

and Ash is sayin' "EEEEEwwwWW"
as he watches them have sex
"a boy and a girl? hey, THAT'S new!"
so he check his Pokedex!
and Pikachu is sitting there
and he says to Ash all sly,
"Pika Pika, Pikachu,
How 'bout Pikachu on guy?"

and so they had an orgy, long into the night
the animators hot, looked on with evil delight
the children, scared, watched it all with fright
for it was a kinky, horrid, scary sight

and da 'ho who may have been dear May
she turned out not to be,
for dear old May herself walked in,
on their kinky loving spree.

I Think this clears THAT up.

that was actually pretty clever. but ash is never going to get laid, not even if he attempts bestiality. ash should go work for microsoft. ho ho ho what a terrible innuendo

[Nidogod]

Just thought I'd vent some more Drew hatred. The "cocky" schtick only works if you're funny, you smarmy green-haired twat!

[Nidogod]

[Pokegun!!!]

No there all fags,fags,fags,fags,fags,fags,fags,fags and faglets.

[Nidogod]

Oh Lord, and now they gave Dawn a hinting at some lame-ass romantic interest from some childhood pal. HAVE HER HOOK UP WITH ZOE, DAMN YOU ALL!

[Kingdra]

ZOE, that'll be intresting

[Nidogod]

Word. I gotta draw that.

[mrs.ashketchum]

may and drew r a pefecto couple

if they r old enough, they will get married some day

[Noelle the Bubbly]

If they hook up, 20 years from that time May will be dead from jumping off a bridge and Drew will be in court for violence against women.

[Nidogod]

But it'll turn out that she faked her death to run away with Tracey. Unaware of this, Drew winds up in Prison for life with cellmate Harley. SCANDALOOOOOUUUUUSSSSS!

[m1n05_4]

But it'll turn out that she faked her death to run away with Tracey. Unaware of this, Drew winds up in Prison for life with cellmate Harley. SCANDALOOOOOUUUUUSSSSS!

Wow WAFA! [Write A Fanfic already]!

[mrs.ashketchum]

[QUOTE=Nidogod;248727]But it'll turn out that she faked her death to run away with Tracey. Unaware of this, Drew winds up in Prison for life with cellmate Harley. SCANDALOOOOOUUUUUSSSSS![/QUOTE/]Why in the world u r saying tat??

[Nidogod]

Wow WAFA! [Write A Fanfic already]!

Sure thing...

As May sat on the railing of Goldenrod bridge on that foggy night looking out over the mighty river hundreds of feet below, ten years of memories came flooding in. First the fond ones of her early marriage to childhood sweetheart Drew and gradually, the worse ones that followed. His possessiveness and abuse grew tighter like a noose around her neck over the years. The breaking point was when he was banned from Pokemon Contests for steroid abuse. May had to give away her own Pokemon to ensure their safety.

The nostalgia trip halted abruptly with the screech of tires behind her. Drew stormed out of the car and made his way over to his precariously perched wife. "May, what the hell is this bullcrap!? You leave a note at home telling me where to find you before you off yourself?"

"You better hold onto that note, darling. It'll be the last thing you have left of me."

"Like Hell!" he angrily replied, crumbling the note up and throwing it off the bridge. "I've had it with your stupid, drama, woman, it's become a real pain in my ass, you know that? Get in the car. We're leaving."

The faint calls of police sirens grew louder and finally the sillohuettes of motorbikes and red lights could be seen penetrating the fog.

"No Drew," May replied. "You can't hurt me anymore." And with that she leapt screaming over the edge.

One year later, Drew found himself locked up, serving a lifetime sentence for murder and sPousal abuse. Officer Jenny, who came to the bridge that night, testified against him in the court hearings and the recording of an anonymous 911 phone call from a concerned neighbor who "overheard Drew's plans to kill his wife" were all the evidence this judge and jury needed.

The warden rolled by Drew's cell with the mail cart and handed him a letter.

It had been a while since he'd gotten anything and the fact that it was from "Anonymous" peaked his curiosity. It read like a storybook:

"Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Princess who fell in love with a handsome Prince. But when she married him, the Princess learned the awful truth being that he was in fact a Troll in disguise. He kept her locked away and bestowed great misery upon her for ten years. Finally, one day a daring knight came to free the Princess and together they learned that the only way they could do so was if they faked her death. When the kingdom learned of the Princess's demise, the troll was locked away in the dungeon for all time. The Princess and the Knight ran away together to his beach house in the Orange Islands."

The handwriting was May's. Drew was in shock. "F**k me."

"Mmm, I thought you'd never ask!" replied Harley, his bunkmate.

As Drew's screams echoed into the night, far away the moon shone down upon May happily planting kisses on Tracey's hungry lips.

The End.

[m1n05_4]

The handwriting was May's. Drew was in shock. "F**k me."

"Mmm, I thought you'd never ask!" replied Harley, his bunkmate.

Hahaha xD 5/5

[mrs.ashketchum]

parden me but drew and may sound like a good couple and there is nothing u can do about it

[Celebi]

Drew may <3
forever