Found this on a very humorous site:
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next
question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium and
drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first then scroll
down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
and by the way:
Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed