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    Default Is your child a goth?

    * This was handed out to parents by a church *

    Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church

    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
    young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
    and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

    -Frequently wears black clothing.

    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

    -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.

    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

    -Takes drugs.

    -Drinks alcohol.

    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.

    -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

    -Complains of boredom.

    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

    -Is excessively awake during the night.

    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

    -Spends large amounts of time alone.

    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

    -Misbehaves at school.

    -Misbehaves at home.

    -Eats excessively or too little

    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

    -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

    -Expresses an interest in sex.

    -Masturbates.

    -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

    -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
    Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

    -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

    -Claims to be a goth.

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

    ~St. Mary's Catholic Church
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    I think five or more of those apply to me. I should go to my local priest to be sodomized in the ass as a form of cleansing!

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    More then 5 apply to me, and I've seen this somewhere before. Hasn't someone posted it on Old PD?
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    I fear for the lives of all teens. It's gotta be damn near impossible to find a teen that don't do at least five of those things, and the worst part is, more than half of those things are normal teenage nature.

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    This sucks...
    According to that im a gothm but me or my friends and family do not see me as a goth, i dont even get on well with hardcore goths anyway they are so like let me slit my wrists, life sucks, i want to eat my mum...

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    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    ahahahaha. never did like count dracula cereal anyway

    I meet 11 of the criteria... maybe I'm a goth even though I rarely wear black and have never cut myself

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    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
    I'm sure prayer is a wholesome activity.

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    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

    Pink Floyd and the Beatles are horrible influences on my fragile mind...

    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

    Ironically I'm listening to Marilyn Manson right now.

    Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

    I associate with Mex

    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

    Past nine years is a case in point.

    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.



    -Complains of boredom.

    I'm supposing the church thinks I should be content all the time.

    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

    So I slept all day today, and?

    -Is excessively awake during the night.

    That obviously means I'm a vampire.

    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

    I didn't know people weren't allowed some space...

    -Spends large amounts of time alone.

    Once again.

    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

    My parents would be horrified.

    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

    I'm so sorry; the church says I can't play the Tales games anymore because it's an RPG...

    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

    THIS IS YOUR GUYS' FAULT. I'M GOING TO HELL BECAUSE OF YOU.

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    I'm going to print that out and walk down the road to this church and ask them if it's true.

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    there's a church in my area called Saint Ann's Church, and if you go by it really fast in the car, it looks like "Satan's Church"

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    XD

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    We also have a river tubing business in our area that operates during the summer called "Satan's Kingdom."

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    That's great. XD

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    A couple people drowned there a few years ago. Got swept under the current and died.

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    Awesome!!

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    damn, i'm surprised i haven't been burned at the stake, most of the list applies to me

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    10 applies to me... if my parents read this i am in big trouble.

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    Frequently wears black clothing.
    ^all I have
    Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
    ^many of those
    Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
    ^eyeliner and the occasional black nail polish
    Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    ^I plan on getting a tat.
    Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    ^HAHAHAAHAH wow. Guilty as charged
    Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically
    ^all the time
    Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
    ^hated all of them since an early age
    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
    ^loved all of them since an early age
    Complains of boredom.
    ^ :/
    Is excessively awake during the night.
    ^I'm up now rite?
    Demands an unusual amount of privacy
    ^it's awesome
    Spends large amounts of time alone.
    ^it's awesome
    Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
    ^uh oh guys! Free Thinking is the devil!
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    ^i r gunna rape girlz with Walrus lol
    Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
    ^on occasion
    Eats excessively or too little
    ^too little
    Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    ^hahaha sure
    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
    ^blood tastes really good, seriously
    Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
    ^loving this satanic Blues Clues!
    Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    ^pokemon
    Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
    ^PD <3
    Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
    ^ best way to dance actually
    Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner
    ^only sometimes
    Expresses an interest in sex
    ^only always
    Masturbates.
    ^see above
    Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
    ^free love is the best love
    Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
    Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
    ^Buddhism is a cult? Ooookay then. But once again, I'm guilty as charged
    Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
    ^sort of...


    i r so goth you guys

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    i have 20 that aply

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    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
    Oh noes, I wear an old key around my neck, it must be evil!!

    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    Pierced ears?

    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    Somewhat

    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
    So I read Harry Potter and know some alchemic symbols...

    -Drinks alcohol.
    Only when my mom allows me to take a sip of her drink.

    -Complains of boredom.
    All the time

    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
    A good 10 to 12 hours, thank you.

    -Is excessively awake during the night.
    Looking through my diary many entries were made near or after 3 am.

    -Spends large amounts of time alone.
    Gee I wonder why?

    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
    Only when reading or drawing.

    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
    I likes my movies.

    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    What good games don't?

    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
    .


    More goth then I thought.
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    casey, tattoos are disgusting. don't get one. as soon as you get wrinkles, the tattoo will look absolutely dreadful. very few people can pull off a tattoo and get away with it.

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    11 apply to me, just becuase i like to cuase pain and destruction and take souls doesent mean im evil, does it?
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    -Frequently wears black clothing.

    Black looks good on me.


    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

    Is this is saying rock is evil? I thought people got over that saying.


    -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

    I like wearing this really old bracelet from my grandma. It looks half-way "odd."


    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

    My ears are pierced as are many other teens'


    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

    Not always, but sometimes I get in the mood.


    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.




    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

    I'm not athletic and I've never read the Bible. How can I get into a decline?


    -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

    Dragons are cool. Fantasy is cool. Magic is cool. Wait, gothics love Harry Potter?


    -Takes drugs.

    Depends on what you mean by drugs. I take prescription.


    -Is suicidal and/or depressed.

    Well, I WAS depressed when I wasn’t allowed to see my friends for a year.


    -Complains of boredom.

    “Mom, I’m borreeeeddddd….”


    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

    It’s summer. My internal clock doesn’t work right now.


    -Is excessively awake during the night.

    Posting on PD; Watching TV; Playing Video Games… Whee.


    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

    Doesn’t everybody?


    -Spends large amounts of time alone.

    Isn’t this the same thing posted above?


    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

    Uh… No. I need sometime to read. Plus, I like eating in silence.


    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

    Would you like it if your mom comes to the movies with your friends and babbles on that the movie is inappropriate or confusing?


    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

    -Misbehaves at school.

    -Misbehaves at home.

    -Eats excessively or too little.

    When I’m hungry, I eat. Sometimes I’m not hungry all day. Go figure.


    -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

    I’ve drank blood before to stop my hand from bleeding.


    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

    Ahaha. Did it just say cable television is a corrupted media source? I watch TV.


    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

    RPG’s are fun. It’s hard to find a game without violence these days.


    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

    PD needs me.


    -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

    I shake my head in the car so people stare.


    -Expresses an interest in sex.

    Yes, interest. It’s not like I’m doing it.


    -Masturbates.

    Doesn’t everyone? I bet the person who wrote this does.



    O no, guyz. i'm a goth

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    you are incapable of being such a creature
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    this is false advertising.

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