Is your child a goth?

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Frequently wears black clothing.
Yep
Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Heaps
Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
Occasionaly black nailpolish...
Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Getting a tat for my 18th
Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
No.
Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically
^all the time
Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Only like Aussie Rules Footy...
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
^loved all of them all my life.
Complains of boredom.
^ :/
Is excessively awake during the night.
OMG IM GOTH
Demands an unusual amount of privacy
?
Spends large amounts of time alone.
Yep
Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Spend time alone but not to meditate...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Yeh
Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Ooohps. Do it all the time.
Eats excessively or too little
Neither
Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Count Dracula cereal... I eat it every morning.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Best drink ever.
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Yeh, like Futurama is satanic.
Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Pokemon and The Godfather
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
^PD <3
Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Dance like that all the time.
Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Such as Pokemon?
Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Kinda.

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