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    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

    -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

    -Expresses an interest in sex.

    -Masturbates.
    that qualifies almost every teen alive

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    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    That applies to just about every person who thinks they're tough, the average pass-around girl, and almost every woman on the planet.

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    all girls are goth!

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    black text, u r SOOO hXc

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    that qualifies almost every teen alive
    I must not be a true teen even though I'm nearly sixteen

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    i said ALMOST

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    I like to take the collars off of my dogs and put them around my own neck. Is that considered goth or a strange hobby?

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    its considered awesome, because you're pichubro!

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    I should start wearing them in public.

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    Im sorry but that list is complete bullshit
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    Not weird, I used to put on my cat's collar all the time Pichubro.

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    despite those tests are bullshit people will generally still take them and find a way to relate with the results telling themselves how goth, uncomformist and original they are, spitting on church, modern society and their unreasonable parents because they adapt to the world's scheme unlike avant-garde gothics who have an altered, and inevitably correct, point of view and hold immeasurable amount of knowledge about life itself at the age of 15.

    god I hate threads like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    despite those tests are bullshit people will generally still take them and find a way to relate with the results telling themselves how goth, uncomformist and original they are, spitting on church, modern society and their unreasonable parents because they adapt to the world's scheme unlike avant-garde gothics who have an altered, and inevitably correct, point of view and hold immeasurable amount of knowledge about life itself at the age of 15.
    I don't act goth, but by your logic I must be goth because I've stumped my youth pastor with some of the questions I've asked and then answered within a week.

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    that was, by far, the most unintelligent post I've seen this week
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    Well he is very unintelligent

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    finally, a noob with sense!
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Mario posts in black all the time. I think he's gothic.

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    Mario is the gothest goth there ever was. I mean look at the kid
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    wait did they just say scientology is a goth religion

    *puts on nerd glasses*

    "the big band created the universe"

    AAAAAAAAADAJDJAJD IM GOTHIER NOW

    EDIT: AAAAAHAHAHAHAH "big band" has got to be the most coincidential/hilarious/situation-fitting typo ever XDDDDD

    i swear it's a fucking typo

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    scientology is banned in Germany, and Tom Cruise has to film a movie in Germany. It's causing a big uproar. Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing Scientology banned in the US myself.

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    I agree to that.

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    Even the founder of scientology eventually admitted he made up the whole thing to get money, yet people are still stupid enough to believe in it.

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    Damn those people are idiots.

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    Way to go humanity!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i just realized i should post some half-assed fanfic in the fanfic forum of pd about ash getting fucked by richie

    i'll dedicate it to pikatwo

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