Fullmetal Ass Kissing Thread

[God]

Things I like about Fullmetal:

- He has lovely locks like light brown chocolate glimmering in the sun

- He has the most unoffensive AIM name involving numbers I have ever seen

- He is a nice grandson and drive his grandma places even though he dosnt want to go

- He has repped me more than anyone else

- Showing compassion for his fellow human, he has recently retired from crushing souls

- That post he made about Luna

- He could probably write a modestly sucessful biography if it had the right hype and advertising

- hes so humble he probably wont like this thread

- he loves compliments but says he dosnt to appease the masses. he is dedicated to pleasing his forum compatriots

- His old blog thread might have the highest shit-to-good ratio of any thread that long

- his avatar

- very iconic concept threads which interest and entertain and inform everyone!!

- he has an eclectic and indiscriminatory group of friends including an asian and poor people


Post why you love Fullmetal guys

[Hicky]

Fullmetal is pretty cool but he confuses me.

That is my immense contribution.

[DSX]

A great friend overall. A love for Law and Order. Intellectual and very helpful. Helped me in a tough spot and I thank him a lot for it.

[Fullmetal]

I don't like this thread. Especially after the mini drama i brought for a few days i feel like an ass

[DSX]

Maybe its a good sign.

[Buckweat]

-He isn't an ass to me like most people when I say something intelligent.
-He just simply kicks ass in every way imaginable

[Vaporeon0.3]

I SURE ASS HELL HATE HIM!

[Vaporeon0.3]

[Vaporeon0.3]

Luna post?

[Signal Flare]

[insert compliments here]

[God]

Luna post?

Before Luna became Kelsh and became good looking and not shitty, she was Luna, Fullmetal made a long post detailing her future life as a butch lesbian. It will make my Top 10 posts ever list i do for my 20k

[Vaporeon0.3]

sweeetttt

I wanna see the post though.

[Mex]

FM stands for Fucking Monster













of a sex fiend

[Sasuke]

he's smart.

ok on the the Fullmetal Ass Kicking Thread

[Walrus]

I enjoy reading his rants; he's very intelligent and thinks things out logically, which most people (including myself) don't do. Overall a very nice guy.

[The Azn Party Boy™]

Awww, one day, I'll drive my Grandma wherever she wants

[Buckweat]

I would if I could drive. Plus, I won't be allowed to own a car until I'm 21. I'll be stuck with my Seg-Way and my ipod. *sigh*

[Walrus]

Awww, one day, I'll drive my Grandma wherever she wants

I'll drive my paternal grandmother anywhere she wants when I get my driver's license (it's better than having her drive; OH MY GOD SHE DRIVES SOOOOOOOOO SLOWLY) but if my maternal grandmother asks me to drive her somewhere, I'd run her over with the car. Bye bye Grammy dear, now I won't have to watch you lick your fingers at dinner. Fuck youuuuuu.

[Sasuke]

hahaaaaaaaa! thats what i said! hate my grandma. she lives close to me and is a real bitch. my grandma in arkansas is nice, but extremely naive. she believes gullable really is on the celieng

[Walrus]

my paternal grandmother is really nice and never says a unkind word about anybody. She's completely technologically retarded though, I mean she can't even operate her tv correctly. She didn't know what a Walkman was until last year. I love her but honest to god she's so frightened of technology, she'd fit right at home with the Amish.

[Buckweat]

Can she farm good? I was at the ice rink (just chillin w/ my friends) and I saw an Amish person. They started playing Fergalicous and they covered there ears and nearly fell to there knees. It was hysterical.

[Walrus]

Do Amish people ice skate? It doesn't seem like a very Amish thing to do. I thought they'd be raising their 9 kids or something...

[Buckweat]

It was teenagers.

[Walrus]

they must not be very amish. They should be ashamed of themselves.

[Buckweat]

It was pretty funny. They had the prayer coverings and everything.