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    It'll be the best cunt fucking post you ever read. There will be dragons raining fire on the people as Metallica and Megadeth have a shredding war in the background. Earthquakes will spawn tornados that shoot flaming meteors and giant swords. The German army will rise from their graves as zombies and do battle with the Transformers and the Gundams and every other kickass giant Japanese robot. It'll be pitch black from the smoke and storms except for the raging dragon fires and the constant lightning. Thunder will be drowned out with the agonizing screams heard through the carnage, until he appears. With swift justice he silences the carnage one dragon and zombie and robot at a time, each one being slain beyond the point of recognition. All that remains will be a field of pulpy body parts strewn about by the fiery vortexes and crushed by meteors. Then, he will be crowned king of all that is, even the mightiest warriors shall bow to his might. This picture, in his honor, will be hung in every seat of power throughout the world.



    And that's just gonna be the first post, there's gonna be more of these fuckers.

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    ... wow

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    XD

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    OK..........

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    i am officialy weirded out

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    hell mother fucking YES!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    mex. you like his post or you like the fact that im weirded out?

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    Captain Caveman is your god, he's the alpha and the omega, he is the creator and the destroyer and he will dominate you till your fucking mind is blown. Just the sight of his viking beard is enough to bring the people to tears. Seek redemption in his eyes now or be damned to face his mighty wrath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borkly View Post
    Captain Caveman is your god, he's the alpha and the omega, he is the creator and the destroyer and he will dominate you till your fucking mind is blown. Just the sight of his viking beard is enough to bring the people to tears. Seek redemption in his eyes now or be damned to face his mighty wrath.
    hahahahaha what warped reality do YOU live in??

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    The reality where you leave me the fuck alone after getting your pseudo elitist bullshit shoved so far down your throat you'll shit out the fucking terms of service. AKA 5 minutes from now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borkly View Post
    It'll be the best cunt fucking post you ever read. There will be dragons raining fire on the people as Metallica and Megadeth have a shredding war in the background. Earthquakes will spawn tornados that shoot flaming meteors and giant swords. The German army will rise from their graves as zombies and do battle with the Transformers and the Gundams and every other kickass giant Japanese robot. It'll be pitch black from the smoke and storms except for the raging dragon fires and the constant lightning. Thunder will be drowned out with the agonizing screams heard through the carnage, until he appears. With swift justice he silences the carnage one dragon and zombie and robot at a time, each one being slain beyond the point of recognition. All that remains will be a field of pulpy body parts strewn about by the fiery vortexes and crushed by meteors. Then, he will be crowned king of all that is, even the mightiest warriors shall bow to his might. This picture, in his honor, will be hung in every seat of power throughout the world.



    And that's just gonna be the first post, there's gonna be more of these fuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borkly View Post
    The reality where you leave me the fuck alone after getting your pseudo elitist bullshit shoved so far down your throat you'll shit out the fucking terms of service. AKA 5 minutes from now.
    I am not an elite, and i smell an alt, so come on spill the beans

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    I am not an elite, and i smell an alt, so come on spill the beans
    Well the elite part is like "no shit".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borkly View Post
    Well the elite part is like "no shit".
    your quite good at this ill just sit back and laugh at your lame excuses i dont have the energy to flame at this ime of night...

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    oh my fucking god you cunts argue about the stupidest shit gaying up threads so fucking much

    dreaming samurai stop this on the whole or you're restricted

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    God shut your fucking mouth I don't care if you are admin (or as you might say it "the afghsmiznistrator) you don't fight this battle for me. Samurai obviously wants to have his little pussy sodomized by the colossal dick that is Captain Caveman's legacy.

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    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... .......

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    colossal dick
    Giant squid?

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    I would find you the statistics on the size of giant squid penises if I could but I doubt people really post those kinds of things on the internet

    whenever I watch the discovery channel, inevitably every single time there is a documentary about the search for giant squids, and I always think of about Giant Squid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsh View Post
    Giant squid?
    Am I tied to that word in your mind now?

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    Everyone is shitty and weird. Me? I'm normal and cool. Giant Squid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walrus View Post
    I would find you the statistics on the size of giant squid penises if I could but I doubt people really post those kinds of things on the internet

    whenever I watch the discovery channel, inevitably every single time there is a documentary about the search for giant squids, and I always think of about Giant Squid.
    Yeah, well, I guess that's just the effect I have on women. Communicated through marine biology of course.

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    ... What in the name of Hades!?

    Ed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    Am I tied to that word in your mind now?
    Yes! I love that word. hahaha

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    Wow that was strange...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giant Squid View Post
    Yeah, well, I guess that's just the effect I have on women. Communicated through marine biology of course.
    Of course, they found a new squid species, the colassal squid. A sibling of yours?
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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