It'll be the best cunt fucking post you ever read. There will be dragons raining fire on the people as Metallica and Megadeth have a shredding war in the background. Earthquakes will spawn tornados that shoot flaming meteors and giant swords. The German army will rise from their graves as zombies and do battle with the Transformers and the Gundams and every other kickass giant Japanese robot. It'll be pitch black from the smoke and storms except for the raging dragon fires and the constant lightning. Thunder will be drowned out with the agonizing screams heard through the carnage, until he appears. With swift justice he silences the carnage one dragon and zombie and robot at a time, each one being slain beyond the point of recognition. All that remains will be a field of pulpy body parts strewn about by the fiery vortexes and crushed by meteors. Then, he will be crowned king of all that is, even the mightiest warriors shall bow to his might. This picture, in his honor, will be hung in every seat of power throughout the world.
And that's just gonna be the first post, there's gonna be more of these fuckers.